Finished Folds (521—540)
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5He twisted the tips of his handlebar. "I knew about faux-rock even before it became big. We were being ironic and you fell for it!"
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3"I will attend his funeral as long as Subways is catering." said a record exec. The ghost of the 3rd rate YouTube rapper pleaded, "Yo! Spirit pleaze! I can change y'all!"
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2I concentrated at the cinder block wall. If I squinted hard enough, I might just pass my atoms between the molecules. I took a running start. SLAM! (Still in jail.)
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5Aunt Martha pleaded. "If you want my special huckleberry crisp, be a dear, go to the package store and get me a fifth." Her nephew always fell for it. She opened the freezer.
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3. Suddenly I remembered what my elders said so long ago. I had sat on Grandpa's lap as he conveyed his wisdom: "Duck!" I hit the dirt as the fireball sailed over me. Grandpa smiled
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3was a ferocious beastie, this washing machine, sock eater, destroyer of color wash. He turned the spin cycle and waited. With a horrendous thump it lunged. Wielding his spanner,
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8I put down the stick of gum. "Eat me! No ME!" pleaded the rows of Cheetos and Funyuns. I grabbed a Diet Coke. "Excellent choice man, I'm the drink of a generation."
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1Sargent Preston, Mountie of the Canadian Revenue Agency, knew that the accountant's icy death was no accident. "The igloo was sealed, FROM THE OUTSIDE!"
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1Mother dear thought of everything. While the guards distracted with a game of Uno, I unbundled my parasol and glided over the razorwire. Mom drove the rickshaw. "Chex Mix?"
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5Marcus-Lee, using a Bob the Builder flashlight, peered cautiously under his bed. The alligator's eyes reflected back with an emerald glow. "No worries mate. go to sleep."
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3There I was... there I was.... there I was... in the CONGO!
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3The Clown, agreed with me. "You do have a point there Bucko! In this dream, I am but a figment of your fear of adulthood." Then he smiled with needle sharp teeth, "or maybe not."
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4She reached over and clung my arm. "The dentist? I love the dentist! What's in the box?" My hopes and dreams faded and she stuffed her mouth with a Boston Cream Bismark.
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4Major Prettypuss, head of Cat NSA, looked at the encrypted text, there was a human insurgency. He kneaded his scratcher and pondered. "Tymz for Operazun Cheezburger."
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0BLOG ENTRY 1984.05.20,13:00: Victory cigs sux. Love is war? LOL. Thought popo 2+NG. Big Bro BFF? Not! :)
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3Crunchy things are bad for your health. It causes teeth stress and digestion agitation. Which is why I use the Mushkins diet.
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5Every year, at precisely two pm, the shadow giant stomps down from the mountains. It gathers 5 sheep and storms off. If the villagers produce 20 sheep a year, how many sheep does
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9she had another worm coming out of her ear. I put down my cloth napkin and pointed casually at her face. "You umm.. got something there." Her response. "BRRRAAINS!!"
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4The GPS remained confident. "Turn left after the half eaten animal carcass. 200 ft to grizzled man warning you to turn back. 3 miles to buzzards overhead and your destination."
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8Many hikers admire the beauty of the Lake Superior hiking trails, but few have the courage to trek the brambles of the Lake Inferior hiking trails.