Finished Folds (541—560)
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5"No you won't, you're going out to the bar to hang out with that B.B. King." She slammed the screen back door in my face. What can I say, I'm a blues man.
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2alan wrench." Thank god the aliens patterned their restraints on Ikea. "Simon, rescue Paula and Randy. I'm going to the bridge and kick some reptile butt."
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2"Well," the spaceship said. "It is a little more complicated than that. You have another hundred years before we reach Blue Dwarf 7. I woke you up too early. This is a simulation."
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5until Pete abducted us. When my wife and I woke up, we were surrounded by wood chips in a plastic room with tubes. A voice boomed, "WELCOME TO MY HAMSTER HABITRAIL OF DOOM!"
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3Plato said that somewhere out there is the ideal representation of everything: the perfect chair, the perfect spoon, the perfect dog, etc. I have come down with the perfect flu.
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6"WELCOME to Disco Clown Services headquarters. My name is Mark may I take your... SWEET MOTHER OF GAWD!!" The explosion sent off a rain of confetti. My revenge was nearly complete.
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5CREAeeeeeEaeeeeeeEEEEaaaakkkkkKKK! Oh I didn't see you standing there. Come in... won't you? CREAeeeeeEaeeeeeeEEEEaaaakkkkkKKK! KLUNK! CuhChunk! Thud! Click-click.
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3With company coming in 8 hours, I put the whole gloppy mess in the freezer. Maybe if I served it as a terrine with whipped cream, they won't notice the texture.
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13I pulled up some dandelions. She'll like these, she likes flowers. Maybe if turned my shirt inside out it won't smell so bad. I was ready to make amends.
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2Sarah pulled Dylan from the curb. After playing electric guitar at the folk festival, he fell on hard times. "Don't worry," said Sarah "The times they are a changin'"
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5Julia became a fugitive. The ring master found Mr. Nicely corpse. He knew he had only one option to track her down, send in the clowns.
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5his spirit dissipated into the universe. As he expanded, he accelerated. He encompassed the world, the solar system, galaxies and the universe. Closing his eyes, he knew peace.
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3If you have a sunburn on half your face... Press 1! For uncomfortable butt pains,,, Press 2! V-shaped puncture... Press 3!" I pressed 3 and rubbed my neck. "You were abducted by
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4"A million and one." he corrected. The dishes in the sink formed sedimentary layers of flatware, china, and coagulated grease. Her scream shattered the stemware. His ears popped.
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5The infestation propagated from the Royal Geographic Society to central London. Diseased flesh-eaters quickly hit the royal court, causing Queen Victoria to assemble the last line
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3steam enigines. Each one represented a gift from out dad when he went to corn expos. When me and sis got all the models running, the humidity would cause the wall paper would peel.
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3Fagan stroomed up before the tribal supreemos and laid the snorted sack before them. "BEHOLD! the Gerfurtwanger has been slothed!" they grunulatled in praise.
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9Hello! HELLO! welcome to our SHOW! Don't be scarred or unPREpared! It's time we shared David Lynch's FUN HOUSE!
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6The Project Blue Book (US Air Force UFO investigation) officer sipped uneasily a jam jar of moonshine offered by his guest who continued: "They were like uhh... you know... um...
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9would skunk out of that one. "Slim wit, man!" Chaz responded to Kiefer appeasement. "Buddy boy, in a battle of words, name dropping is the moral end!" Kiefer knew this meant