Finished Folds (621—640)
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2Between me and the greatest American novel is Candide, a 15-pound Blue Russian cat who sits on my chest every morning.
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5"Just hold on!" yelled Adrian. Serena, the mermaid, waited still stuck in the net. Adrian came back with a camera and a measuring tape. "Top prize!"
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6The audience was silent. The beat poet hastily flipped to another page of his journal. "Night is like the stupor of a man who spends time talking to dust bins. rattatat."
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5. There were 10^9 combinations to open the door from Purgatory to Paradise. But she had all the time in the world. 0000000001, 0000000002, 0000000003...
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3I tell the gatekeeper, "We come to the rich tart tarantula looking for asylum." (Not to shabby for one semester of college Latin.)
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1I mean really? I mean as if, really? It might be what you call the uncertainty principle? At least some people might call it that but I don't know, really?
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4Or they fall over and pretend they are injured and they can't use their hands. We Americans have real football which includes dancing sharks and beer ads with horses and dogs.
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6I was about to swat it with a newspaper when it raised its tiny front legs. "Whoa there pardner." said the spider. "Let's see if we can talk this through. Why the hate?"
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4How dare you enter my abode! I shall turn you into a... let's see. hmm... Advocado? Yes... Advocado! I WILL TURN YOU INTO AN ADVOCADO!
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5terrorize the town folks. Smith, child of small stature, would walk into the village and call for help. George, ogre of large stature, would then jump out the bushes and yell,
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5Act now and you can get twenty haunting melodies as only the master of the pan flute, Zamfir, can play! Who can forget "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts?"
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1"YOU callin' me SCREWBALL?" I threw an anvil on my inmate. He went down like an accordion. I took a can of black paint and drew a hole on the floor. I gotta get out of this nuthut.
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2Her face was basking in the glow of 40 candles. My wife smiled, "Don't forget to blow them all! Happy.." I grabbed the cake. "Thanks, hon." Would I get it to them in 24 hrs?
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3Ch-Choke! Wheeeeze! Cough! Cough! (ahem.) So ANYWAY I... (burp.)
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6they should have found me by now. I yell, "Ollie-Ollie Oken Free! I give up!" The kids should have heard that. The car starts to move. Note to self: Trunk, bad hiding place.
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3I was buffeted over by the wind from its vast wings. The dragon settled onto my Prius and gazed at me with its jeweled eyes. "We have much to discuss, morsel."
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2It wasn't even scratchy. I was enveloped in its wooly warmth, Some said the sweater was (bah) magic, but I (bah) didn't (bah-bah) bah-lieve them.
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1While most ghosts haunt the dark abysses of the night, mine was sipping chai at Starbucks.
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4Here is the thing that I want you to do. Just do it. Do it like you did it last time. You did it perfectly last time. No questions asked. Very professional. Are you doing it?
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1You have twelve hours to live. :)