Finished Folds (601—620)
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4He raised his gladius, charged the suddenly open door, and stumbled into the street. The pizza man witnessed the fiasco. (Some dine in hell, some order extra toppings.)
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5Can I take the rest of the day off? "Saturday in the Park" by Chicago is stuck in my head. Seriously...
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3The atomic bomb shock waves acted as noise canceling headphones for the great tsunami. Who knew tactical nukes could mitigate all sorts of natural disasters?
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2so dramatic in abstract expressionism. Who knew that if he mixed the oils with his Persian cat, and then sent him across the canvas, he would
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5lord honey! make me some fried chicken!" Amanda stared around the shotgun shack holding her bag of onions. Who was this old woman? How did I get here? The black hen clucked.
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3True life is the bottom of the cone, slowly dribbling sticky pink milk on your hand.
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5alorie count and eat fattier burgers. I tapped on the HUD of my Mech Donalds's suit. Ever since corporate sponsorship, ads have been blocking my smart ops.
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6"Serpentine! Girls! Serpentine!" One of the mail boxes tracked our movements as I leaped to the safety of our mini-van. "Carrier at 2 o'clock Mom!" I punched it. "Safety belts?"
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2Very clever Mister Hacker, but I was able to figure out your password as a combination of your dogs name, favorite ice cream, and your first grade English teacher's Birthday.
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3, be shur to have a banjo on your knee. If you go to Wanapee, meet my friend McGhee. (Stomp, 2...3...4... Chorus.) IF YOU GO TO WANAPEE! SET YOUR HOUND DOGS FREE!
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4As the bride looked loving into his eyes, This was not the word the groom wanted to hear from the pastor. "Damn?"
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4care! Just push the button!"-"Now it is beeping at me..."-"Did you even read the manual?"-"54... 53...52..."-"CANCEL! CANCEL!"-"Hot Pockets are so
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4The tinkle of the shop bell, the kindly shop keeper, the open barrels of meat, I remember the old gizzard store like it was yesterday.
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3awaken from the great barn beneath the waves .Her tentacled udders flailing. All Hail the Great Cthul-Moo!
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5twitter just soaking up any celebrity spill. Facebook is silk bowling league jacket with your own embroidered (and misspelled) on the front.
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6about to 'a-salt' him! Because you see, he was a peanut and peanuts are salty. So it's a pun really. (Heh,) Anyway... elephant, peanut, dark alley, go!
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3handed me a moist towelette. "Not HELPING!" I yelled back as the grime rushed up my forearms. The waiter rolled his eyes and proceeded to put on a hazmat suit.
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8Well, I suppose it is time to leave. I shut down my monitor, roll down my sleeves and turn out the lights. I punch the time clock at FoldingStory Inc. Another day, another dollar.
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10left and then a jump to the right. By doing the Time Warp, Moe would be able to leave the tragic scene. Moe shielded his eyes from the rain and saw shining light in the distance.
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7THOOM! The campfire went out. THOOM! The tents collapsed. THOOM! The alarm went through the camp. BIG FEET! BIG FEEEET!