Finished Folds (701—720)
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7Every morning the little guy gives me encouragement to face the day. It hops onto the sink, gets my toothbrush ready, and runs down my schedule. I love my new iHomunculus.
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3Billy had to break away, but his destiny was laid out in a dashed path. 'Ida Know' and 'Not Me' were to blame.
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12wealth to PETA!" Scrooge stood up in bed. The Butterball apparition had evaporated. He flew open the windows. "What day is it boy?" "Why, it's Thanksgiving!" "You know of the goose
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5d he wasn't getting any reception. They wandered deeper into the forest. Greta found a video tape in a pile of leaves and handed it to Hans. "Blair Witch Project?"
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10. A young Tibitian looked at the silver tea pot and saw his reflection distorted. The kettle whistled and he hastily prepared oolong for the Dalai Lama. Elsewhere, a man dreamed.
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5in THX surround sound and 3D high-definition with a overpriced tub of popcorn (extra butter,) Junior Mints, and mega-gulp Diet Cherry Coke. Then your life is complete.
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5...as you can see, compared to space and time, we are but small blips. However, since we can perceive the vastness, our brains encompass the universe. Taco?
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3Go Man GOOOO! Where was my damn car? The shock wave threw me over as Annie's Pretzels exploded. I hit my key fob and heard my Kia 3 rows down. Hurry. RUNNN! Sears crumbled.
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3She knew in her heart, as he floated above her, that they were destined. The angel was taken aback. I do believe in love, but not quite like that.
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2the light fantastic. I had moves like Jagger. With a tip of my top hat, I tapped him forcefully with my cane. The assailant succumbed to my jazz hands.
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6AGAIN! as if your LIFE depended on it! HEAD, shoulders, KNEES and TOES! KNEES and TOES! AGAIN!
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5lf. Using his engineering background, he created a levitating transport chair and an armada of flying drones. "Who would laugh at the fat man now?" he thought and laughed manically
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5if his mind was working. Maybe he was grandstanding at tall towers? or gasping at raw powers? He looked down at the straw flowers he grasped in his hand. Pretty.
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2We stood in front of the flag and he took our picture. Then we leaped into our buggy and made a b-line to the Sea of Tranquility's McDonald. Chicken nuggets in low-gravity rock!
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5It was a reference thingamajig, not to be removed from the store. The Hatter had a collection of doohickeys, whatsits, and assorted ends and odds. All very rare.
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2She could barely hold onto her glasses and the pages kept flapping with her rapid decent. "Step 1: Open Chute." Well, that point was moot.
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6These are collection of my favorite words that I keep in a special box. Sometimes I release them into sentences. Marzipan candelabras festoon the hairnets of dirigibles.
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4forehead. "There now." said her best friend to her sister. "Your reindeer disguise will surely get us close to Santa ." "Antlers too heavy, glue's not sticking," said BFF sis.
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11tion. Unfortunately, his wifi connection stopped in mid-transmission. The result was a Play Doh Clone Golem without a chest. The thing glared up at his master. "Oops."
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1embracing the universe. In the iso-tank I was was slowly devolving to my primal state. Falling deeper and deeper into the inky blackness of a pigeon.