Finished Folds (721—740)
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5While he folded the socks, she had to reach a decision. Throw him the kitten or the bowie? "Welp. that's done. Where's my beer, woman?" Hard choices.
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9sun flowers as far as the eye can see. I hopped into my air stream and crossed Kansas leaving my old life behind. But then my disconnected rotary rang, "Hello, Past Calling."
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4I grabbed his DNA. In a few weeks, I had an exact puppy copy of my faithful companion.
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6The neighbors kept dropping red solo cups in his moat and their thumping music kept his dragon up all night.
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4She pulled the 12-guage (with noise suppressor) from behind her desk. Doesn't anyone read the signs? No screaming in the library! It was coming from the forbidden stacks. (again.)
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5You could put on a show, you know. Call your sock puppets Pain and Regret. Live off of crumbs of Birthday cakes as you go from suburb to suburb. Just leave.
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3In a dreary November, I set quill to foolscap. A novel in a month? How was that even possible? And so I began with my first sentence...
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1Sarah, startled, dropped the glowing orange cube. With a faint quiver, the cube turned into two cubes, and then four, and then eight...
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4s able to track down those gnomes, dig up their burrow, and take back Aunt Valetta unmentionables. Which I enlisted in the Homeland Security Fairy Brigade.
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5of the time PIÑAS and himself, BRANDON, got matching trepanning at the mall Tribal Beat Parlor. With no evil spirits (or short-term memory) to muck up their relationship,
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5(Test Continues) Use these words to form a sentence: Incongruous, Eagerly, Rhode Island, Custard Tart. You have the time remaining. Go!
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3I raised my hands and pointed to my wood effigy. "All hail the mighty Broccoli!" The villagers bowed and pleaded for mercy. "Worship not your golden calf, eat your vegetables!"
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3I woke up. Were the specters gone? I reached for a glass and tipped the night stand. The water sloshed out in a slow wave. The alarm clock read 8:88. I was still asleep.
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6Sam adjusted the trap door in his room. When his Mother's guests arrived, he would invite a few of them to his room, pull the lever, and they would meet 'Benny.'
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1"Constarnit' Woman! How many time's I tells you not to do yure witch's brew before I had my supper!" Tia smiled at Jim, twitched her nose, and turned him into a
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6I stab forward with my spoon dreading the squirming reaction. A sudden explosion oozes forth from its constraints. I fear pop-n-fresh dough.
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1essential nutrients and vitamins. Eat!" said Tzo pushing the plate of curried possum closer to wayfarer. "I don't think this is even FDA approved." he mumbled.
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5se there might be a new car! Adam was indecisive holding his apple. Eve poked him in the ribs, "Pick the Door! Pick the Door!" "What the hell... the door!" said Adam to the asp.
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6. "DERN CAT! DERN CAT!" the parrot squawked. The cat, ignoring, crawled up the chest of the Old Man, turned around, and settled into kneading his stomach.
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6his robotic spider mecha. Crashing through the servants quarters, he headed to the Qwik Twip for some Mountain Dew and Winstons. Sometimes you just have to do it yourself.