Finished Folds (761—780)
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11The approach of day is heralded with the sonorous voices of the huge gongs being vigorously beaten by the official welcomer of the dawn.
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7Was it gravy? He was covered in it. The Turkey God spoke, "ARE YOU THANKFUL? ARE YOU?"
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3I decided to make my own brand, Dr. Kovorkian's Nettle Ash Soap of Despair. Every box would have existential proverbs on a clean body and empty life.
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3Oh don't I! I mean really! Wake up Sunday morning hoping for an Easter basket only to find your servants sucked dry. And brunch only two hours away! Next time, Hot Crossed Buns for
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7It was so simple, the Von Trapp family would merrily sing from town to town. Unbeknownst to all that they were elite gestapo saboteurs. Even Maria was unaware that her charges were
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9he said to his nurse with his last dying breath. "What did he say?" said his only heir. "floasoldxowode." she sighed. "floasoldxowode?" "floasoldxowode."
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3My mission was to bring "tact' out of retirement. People needed to be alerted when they were ranting on or talking endlessly. I put on my armor and grabbed my rubber-chicken.
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14had forgot to make payments, and so his Imperial Star Destroyer was repo'd. Due to funding cuts, Storm Troopers were forced to wear white turtlenecks and carry air-rifles. The reb
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3Pakistan. I radioed ahead for Foxy Loxy and Turkey Lurky. We had to protect our source and keep him from harm's way. Chicke Wickes had intel about the total collapse re: sky.
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3I ran screaming down the street dodging lightning bolts and then God appeared in all its glory. The bulbous eyes, dripping tomato ooze, surveyed the land. Pasta tendrils blanketed
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2to pull the oriental rug he was standing on. The Sith Lord, arms wind-milling, fell backwards into the convenient exhaust port. "Cool," I said and switched off my flash light.
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6causing the great inferno of Mother Goose town. Meanwhile, miles away, a ladybug sensed its house was on fire and flew away home.
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4rabbed a pencil and began to write. "Dear God, It has come to my attention that since my life is fated by you, I would request some adjustments. Item 1: Increased funding
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3Since our drone program was scrapped, we decided air lifting homing zombies into enemy bunkers to be our only hope.
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4. "My precious!" Gollum pushed over Dorothy, grabbed her ruby slippers, and ran into the haunted forest. The Scarecrow helped Dorothy up. 'We must get the Wizard of Oz, Gandulf."
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2The audience cheered. The conductor made quick bow to save face. The catastrophe became known as the Disaster Classic, "Brahms Stumble and Fall in D Minor."
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6. It peered down at my muzzle. "PUPPPIIEEE?" the giant bellowed and grabbed me in one hand. "I WILL HUG HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND CALL HIM GEORGE." Fifi (the cat) hid behind a mug.
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8"Time to get these boys up and 'em!" The General threw a tear-gas canister into to his grandsons' rec-room. "Playtime's over! Gimme twenty!"
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2was off. "Hi-Ho Silver Away!" he called out and rode to the setting sun. Tonto looked at the carnage and sighed. He picked up the shovel and started digging the graves.
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5a sudden discovery. Wait-a-minute. Green Arrow is in JLA, what is he doing in the Avengers? What happened to Hawkeye? So Ned went on a mission.