Finished Folds (781—800)
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7On a Monday morning, Happiness is waking up sober and beating traffic.
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5looked down at the note and then looked up at me with her deep green eyes. Could she change? She punched me in the arm and said, "You kidder!" and skipped away. (nope.)
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3Tom hopped onto a passing freight car. Scratching his belly, he watched the passing telephone poles. He pondered, Is there tuna on the open road for a tramp were-cat?
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4Smiles! Everyone! Smiles! (quick, hide that behind your back.) A-hem, welcome to the Wonderful Island of [NAME REVOKED BY OHS]! I am your host, [INSERT NAME HERE].
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5"Keep up Troy!" Amelia yelled over her shoulder as they went deeper into the black forest. They both stopped when they came to a clearing. Before them was a house made of sushi.
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3Doc Croc averted his gaze to the clipboard. "Did the mutagen work Doc? Am I cured?" Spiderman stared back with his eight eyes.
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1*thunk* Weedhopper punched the philosopher in the face. "How's that for subjective reality?" The old man took off his glasses and returned a boot to the head. "My foot is the ideal
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6go back to the barter system. If more people were required to thresh grain before getting an Xbox, they might have fuller lives and meaningful deaths.
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5use a flanking position on the veldt. Charlie, you will be on point to recon these lions. Now any questions? ... Yes, I know we are tuna but we'll take them by surprise.
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4need for a new icon. Attilla (aka Mitt the Honeybager) was on t-shirts and boyfriend pillows. He was on the cover of Tiger Beat magazine. They loved him and he don't care.
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7After many generations, the Spartans went from "TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!" to "Hello? Can you give a reservation for 300 at Applebee's? (They put us on hold.)"
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5giant wicker man we placed in the town square. We wrote down our sins and placed them in the woven body. Tom lit his arrow and let fly into tarry pitch. The bonfire
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7When I woke up the meeting was over. I took up sip of my coffee and realized it was cold. Then I noticed the lights were off and nobody was in the office.
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4Hello, reader. When writing a story, write what you know. For instance, I am saying 'hello' to a reader because that's what I know. A deficit in memory makes everything seem new.
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6. "Breakfast is ready!" His mother looked at his pallid skin. "Are you OK, honey?" He looked across the table at the terrarium. The frogs were missing. Green in the face, he knew
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3So here is how I see it. Bob killed Laura Palmer and then shot JR. Now with enough funds, he took over Dharma Initiative and went back in time. To become.. Luke Skywalker's father!
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3Things to do today: !. Create a beach head to repel the Insectotrons in the air ducts. 2. Begin a spinning class. 3. Start my novel. 4. Request back-up on Parallel Dimesion X.
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1caused the whole accounting department to go cannibal. I'm hiding under my desk hoping they won't send a fax. What's that clippy? You want to help? Noooo!
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4For every man, there is a woman, who is completely oblivious of their existence. For every woman, there is a dog, who understands.
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4the deal? Why is your mouth sewn up?" I couldn't tell him. If I opened my mouth, my prophecy would be heard. I pushed him aside and hurried down the alley. "Hey, Wait!"