Finished Folds (801—820)
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5punk. David Booey (Bowie's half-brother) made a living selling cheap knock-off songs on iTunes. Such hits as "Major TIm" and "Jimmy Sunshine and the Tarantulas from Venus" were
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5The mayor cut the ribbon. "I hereby declare.. this building... the largest strip mall... in North America!"
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3(Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) Calvin set up a portfolio and planned franchise opportunities with Hobbes. Suzy got wind and established DUMB (Determined to UnderMine Boys)
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6He would tuck his tail by his nose, lie down on his pet bed, and sigh. What was worse, although our dog didn't know the answers to everything, our cat did - and wasn't telling.
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6Hendrix chewed on the stub of the pencil. Not quite right. "Scuse me I have fish to fry?" Nope. "Scuse while I play Jai alai?" If only his skye terrier would stop licking his face.
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2Tom took a swig from his canteen and surveyed the radiated desert. His dog lapped a few drops from his hand. "So, Zeke where to next?" The dog woofed, "Snausages?"
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8pulled off a lavender glove and threw it to the ground. "Hooligan! You trespass at your folly! Queensberry rules at dawn!" The thug ground the glove under his hobnailed boot.
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4Layer upon layer, with pins, needles and toothpicks, we slowly constructed an HO scale model of the New York city skyline After many bandages later, it was a masterpiece.
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2to my High School reunion! I went back to the slum and gathered as many of my squeaky friends as a tote bag could hold. Wouldn't my alumni be surprised!
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2He placed the 'Man of the Year' award on the shelf next to his Oscar, Golden Globe and Nobel Prize. He sighed. What to do now?
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5I stumbled into my book club hoping the foundation concealed my zombie state. "Welcome everybody!" she said, "How did you like 'Eat Pray Love'?" (Arrrrgh! THE HUNGER!)
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8The Vikings knew how to party. They thumped their shields as I chugged a horn of mead. The Valkyries were at the Karaoke Bar singing "Respect." But then there was a knock, Ragnarok
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7stood up and slammed his fist for attention. Frank glared at the wedding party. "One of you is a murderer." They looked puzzled. Frank checked his phone, "Oh, sorry, wrong room."
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8What were the chances that the person I met had the same condiment fetish I had? I showed my hidden cannister of cayenne pepper. Our torrid affair was the spice of life.
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7Sighing, she looked into the dusty mirror and took off her earrings, eyelashes, and nose.
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6She alerted the waiter. "Problem Miss?" "My steak is screaming." "Happens all the time." He snapped his fingers, "Exorcist!"
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9are so fine to define as I incline supine." I ripped the sheet out of my typewriter and reread the poetry mouthing the words. No doubt about it. She'll love it.
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6bushel of tangelos, fresh from Florida. Asta's momentum hurled the Postman, oranges, and assorted mail down the steps and out into the street. It was Asta's best day ever
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7With a quick glance at my GPS, I switched on my night goggles and pulled the urban camouflage closer to my body. Soon, I will find out where Buttercup prowls at night.
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5I brought up my hand to shield my eyes from the unbearable brightness. A voice boomed like a chorus of french horns. "Welcome to heaven! Do you have your ID?"