Finished Folds (1121—1140)
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6Bugs woke to the dimly lit room. What happened after that car crash? He found his feet were anchored to the bed. Then he saw the bald head. "I'm your bigwest fwan, hehhehheh..."
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3that may be well and good that you are top in FoldingStory." said my wife. "But when are you going to make me Empress of the World?" And so I began, dear reader
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1-LUNKER! SPE-LUNKER! The reclusive, hermit mole man! Spe-lunker! Spe-lunker! A friend to all the kids!
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3"The worshiper is getting suspicious." The priest said looking through the spy holes. "Quick, get me the voice horn and turn on the smoke." (ahem,) "LO, PLACE THE OFFERING NOW!"
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9The cat on the mantle was conducting experiments in gravity. It was trying to prove the hypothesis, "If you push something hard enough, it will fall over."
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4Why brains? I would think an arm or a leg would be more accessible. But nope, I was peckish for some grey matter. I picked up my bits and shuffled forwards.
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4I said at my Swedish Knitter's club. The ladies stared at the black lace-weight angora sweater. The skull motif stared back. "Jag tror att jag stickar skallarna för hårt."
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6I knew what scientists meant by dark matter. With the universe always expanding, wouldn't it stretch the borders to the other realm? The phantoms knew. I must make plans.
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7said let's put this on an electric typing machine! Let's let no account hoodlums and ruffians from across this foresakin' world put in their two cents. Foldin' gone slick. (humph.)
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9felt Enya's silent single "Waiting for the Rain" was heads above Marilyn Manson's "Dead is the Air." Both were heavily influenced by Philip Glass's "Concerto for No French Horns."
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4Rodger, stripped to the waist, held aloft his frigid spoon. "I will now show to you that 'I' am the magnetic man!" He slapped the spoon to his chest and let go. "Ta-dah!"
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2Congratulation >NAME REDACTED<! You are now the proud owner of the new Visa Plutonium Card! You can now get extra reward points for all of your defense and munitions needs!
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4. Spic and Span hopped into their souped-up hot rod and burned rubber. They picked up the rest of the gang, Mike and Ike, Good and Plenty, and Arm and Hammer. They were up to no
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7dear, I know you think it is just awful me shagging your BF but 'you' are my BFF am I right? I shared my notes in class so you should share him. Share 'n share alike? Right Jane?
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4The baby played blocks in the highchair. Olive turned back with the milk. He had spelled out "Panama," the answer to her crypt crossword! (Parents bound North American country!}
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4. Like the 17th century tulip mania, I dived into the commodities market for FarmVille. I caused hyper inflation in the ambrosia and snow tulip market . I was raking in the
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7. MoralEnd pulled out the organizational chart. "As you can see it is a big conspiracy! They are all involved! Chaz was just a patsy." WillDom smoked another Chesterfield. "How far
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8business card. Is that ivory stock?" She smiled, "I have them specially embossed." I took another picture with my cell. "It so rare to find such quality." Now, my collection was
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3"Dun-dadda-dun! Can't touch this!" My head snapped backwards as my Walk-man earphones got stuck in a fan belt. At that moment, my assembly line days were over.
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3With the razor wire, moats, guard dogs, and search lights, I would finally rule the Separatist Kingdom of my home. Now for the postage stamps...