Finished Folds (1141—1160)
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3time we missed our mail for a week.. and the Sunday newspaper. It was only when my sister pointed out that the other end of our sandworm had popped out in our front yard! Imagine!
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4and snap! (Phew!) only 34 seconds left on the digital read-out. It's Miller time! (and you said the BLUE wire.) Do you smell ozone? (bip.) ... BIP? 34...33...
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10. He raised a hand to the welt in astonishment. He pointed behind me. I followed his finger. He tapped my shoulder. I put my palm to my nose bridge avoiding his 3 stooges eye poke.
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3"Can we just ask you about the econ..." "No time! hafta go!" " What about your crack smok..." "I said its lunch time! See ya!" "and what does your wife..." "I SAID I"M OUTTA HERE!"
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2...a combination shredder alarm clock. Just place place a high-denomination currency in the top and set the alarm. If one doesn't awake, the blades will
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4and a stick of butter. Is that to much to ask?" The cocker spaniel soft mouthed the grocery list and backed away. "I tell youse it is so hard to find a good dawg these days. Always
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9"Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. Skunk we'll look into your FoldingStory problem right away. Have you tried tapping lightly on the monitor? Sometimes words settle to the bottom."
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7told them to hold his calls. Manatee was no longer going to be "Detective number 2." He was going to run for Senate, but his competition was the incumbent, William "Fridge" Perry.
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4"...and Green Clovers." My client, Lucky Leprechaun, has issued a cease and desist order on these hooligan kids, see Ref. Trix vs. Nosy Kids 1975, State of NJ. We request that
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6If I kept pressing these keys as fast as possible, I will be the greatest sprinter in the Olympic Decathalon! Damn! the data-tape broke. What TRS-80 games do I have. Hmm Thermo-Nuc
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931) Look up at the mirror. 32) Peer into your ink-smudged face. 33) Question the futility of your lowly existence. 34) Get new printer. 36) Ignorant bliss.
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9"GEORGE! George... Look at this. See, I crumple this piece of paper and toss at the waste basket. and see? it just disappears! in mid-air! Look, ham sandwich. Toss. Poof. Gone."
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7I was barking up the wrong tree? My life was ruff but her heart gave me paws. I decided to stop playing poker in this sweet tapestry of life and follow my nose.
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7. 20 clowns were silhouetted by the enormous explosion. The mime assassins silently ambushed. From our vantage point, it was funny and tragic at the same time. An errant cream pie
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10[You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps]. Other short cliff notes: Pride and Prejudice. [He's a bit of a toff, nope he's not.] Moby Dick [Lots of stuff about rope]
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7cut cards. I would never trust a ninja in a game of Texas hold-em. They are very good at hiding their tells. Vikings on the other hand, when in the their cups, might as well
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6n." "OH NO IT ISN"T" yelled the 7 dwarves. "Oh, yes it is, now get out here before the prince shows up." "Can't go anywhere with coffee." muttered Grumpy. Dopey ordered room servic
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6We cackled and stirred the cauldron. "Blue of berry, wheat of flour, yeast to rise for half-an-hour. Batter, Batter, Boil and bubble, Belgian-made and batch it double!" The waffles
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5as well as a miter from a single piece of newspaper. The priest preformed an origami exorcism on the newlyweds. They unfolded from their 2-D dimensional space. The bride screamed
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6She looked at me with those brown eyes. "You sell me one of those Dawgs and I will show you some real magic." I was swept up by the Voodoo Mambo of New Orleans. Très bon.