Finished Folds (1181—1200)
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4It was a new economy flight. We were given paper smocks to wear and requested to use the restrooms before departure to save weight. I clutched the hand strap as we took off.
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5Regan just give him some body space. "Back up about a foot." Ron still stared at Gorbachev's bald pate. "It's like a looking at clouds..." Mikhail tipped further back in his chair.
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5and this one is a bunny... and here is an owl... now one more shadow before you go to bed." "Can you make the octopus again?" "I don't recall making an octopus."
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7as top grill honcho. He wheeled the deep-fat fryer trailer in front of the neighbor's lawn. "Ain't she a beaut." Big Bob drawled opening a Bud. Sammy smiled "That's nothing,
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6bright." The Master leaned down on his walking stick and touched the English grass. His hand came back green. "You think just spraying the field with paint I wouldn't catch on?"
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2chains of yellow lines or meters. I could park anywhere! I could drive on the wrong side of the road! Who cares about red lights? I had FREEDOM! and then I ran out of gas....
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5him taping away at my cell phone. I banged on the bathroom door. "I'm sorry I forgot the tuna can you ever forgive me?" I heard a small purr. He was texting lies about
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3ing the elixir in his mouth. it had a subtle taste of oak and forest green. "Excellent vintage.." said Jake "I (erk.)" The voice bellowed "NOW YOU'RE ONE OF US! us... us... ussss"
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6No I mean he really LOVES Meercat Manor. His house looks like a run-down hobbit hole and he hasn't changed his costume in days. My father
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3. The new 3-D? Borrring. Large screens and surround sound? Done that. Which is why I set up buckets of pig's blood in the rafters for the big scene in "Carrie." THAT will get their
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8His contact was late. Gunther shook his watch. East German clockwork was always skipping. She walked in and rustled her umbrella. "So you want to get to the West?" she smiled.
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5I formed my own protest movement of passive-aggressives. We would form flash mobs in front of Fat Cat corporate offices and just stand there and scowl.
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4. A man approaches. "Hey, go to the nearest utility and pay up 10 fold. If it is unowned, you could buy it." In the distance, you see a gigantic silver terrier.
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5e? He looked down at the frying meat. Was this just a space in time to ignore the inevitable void? or maybe burger flipping was his destiny! Providing sustenance to the hungry!
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4"So you see pumpkin spice has over-saturated the holiday market. We need a new flavor that is bold ... and yet traditional." One exec piped up, "How 'bout ... gravy?" "YES!"
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6He took out a rag and mopped his brow. Maybe a storm cloud would stop this heat. Gramps spied a darkness on the horizon. They weren't clouds - locusts, millions of them.
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4tiger would have eaten Suzie hadn't I fell over a mop. The tiger pounced! I held my hands in prayer. The tiger did too! I was relieved until I heard, "Thank God for this food."
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4Suddenly, a tiny lawyer appeared on my head. "I feel it would more prudent to sue these felines for defamation of character." A minute pink unicorn said "Follow your dreams!"
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4. Tapewords, aka "Cestoda Lexconi" find refuge in the small crevices of keyboards. Although their natural sustinance is Doritos and Diet Coke, they have infested my brain. I crave
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9I knew that the Chiquita banana lady was part of the occult cabal. That wasn't a hat, it was horns! By saying, " ☄☈❦⚗☉⚛☍✡♒♆❅❖☥⚔☠" the scales fell from my eyes. Fruit was Satan!