Finished Folds (1161—1180)
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5He adjusted his jeweler's loupe and peered down at the marble cutting board. With a deft flick of his x-acto knife he proceeded to split atoms.
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5tossed the script aside. "For this I trained at Julliard? I will be in my trailer." Buster Gonad, voice-over God, was on the down slope of his checkered career. He poured a fifth
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14In his saffron robes and domino mask he became the first Buddhist superhero. He would approach robbers and advise them not to take too much, just the right amount. His sidekick,
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1Kevin Spacey set down the chainsaws. "All right, Mr. Shawshank, you try it!" Morgan juggled. The Circus of the Stars was a battleground for celebrities with issues. Bruce Willis
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6and the "cease and desist" letters from vulture lawyers. The FoldingStory would be bankrupt if not for the addition of banner advertising from Google and hiring scab writers.
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5My Popsicle stick catamaran made it past Cuba but the Elmer's glue was starting to dissipate. It would be blind luck to make it across the Atlantic. I only had a four-day supply of
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4can I do? Chaz looked down from his lofty perch. You think you've got problems? I am neck and neck with 49er Faithful. Is it wrong to place voodoo whammies on Kaepernick?
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6it was sublime to dance in line listening to Patsy Cline. We jumped past nine and drank quinine until I saw the sign that I felt fine.
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8My Grandfather motioned with his feeble hand as I approached the bed. I bent down to listen to his last words. "Listen son... Eat... Sleep... Rave... Repeat."
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5now wait for the aftertaste. Didn't I tell you? Isn't the greatest cheese you ever tasted? Just try on this wheat-thingy. Am I right? I didn't even know hippos could be milked.
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5eat sugar sandwiches. I put the VR goggles down. My past faded into afterimages.Tears hold onto my lashes with surface tension. I sip some Tang and think about earth.
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1the complete collection of Pokemon in three-ring binders. I even have knock-off cards made by a cult that worships Dagon. Most of them look like squirtle. Hey? where are you
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5It was a long process. She had to go cold-cut turkey. Many times they would find a Kielbasa under the floor boards. But after years in rehab, she became a self-righteous royal.
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3"Herbal? You are trying to ply me with HERBAL? You PHILISTINE!" She slammed the Elizabeth II coronation commemorative bone china tea cup on the teak table. "Black or not at ALL!"
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7his hands were two slabs of ham covered in calluses from many underwater bouts. Asik was the favorite to win. Both him and Ensign Pete put on their diving bells and boxing gloves.
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2Steve had inhaled too much Citadel Miniature Paints. He face planted in the tableau of Warhammer Space Marines 40,000. Splotches of Drakenhof Nightshade and Ungor Flesh covered his
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4I knew I had to dial for emergency services, but I had a cat on my lap and he was just so comfortable...
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36[Cat Screech][Feet stumbling down stairs][Wilhelm Scream][Car crash][Hubcap settling][Glass ping]
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6Sure people liked Andy, Opie and Goober. You have your big fans of Floyd the Barber. But I always had my heart stolen by that self-deprecating officer of the law, my Barney.
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2They wheeled Cash's body into the studio and hooked up the EKG. The doctor injected the serum and we heard low monotones of 'Jackson' but no 'Ring of Fire.' "5 more CCs stat!"