Finished Folds (1221—1240)
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2It seemed innocent enough, just type a few words on the fly. A random thought about the day. But who is monitoring these thoughts? Who keeps a file in Washington?
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2It wish to convey the results of my experiments in this diary. The potion was a complete success with some possible side-effexs. The deteriashun ov smarts is uh dum-di-dum. Weeeee!
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4used a heat probe to determine the brew was at an ideal 197.8 F. He smiled and brought the cup to his lips. "Hey Bro! Howse it goin'?" Dirk was slapped on the back, spilling coffee
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4My Tetris score was about to turn over. I had blisters on my thumbs from my two week marathon. The screen flashed, "Welcome Comrade to secret Lenin level!"
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4I was the Audubon of pitted fruit. I would trench through the Amazon basin in search of the rare spiny plum. My native guide pointed to the ancient temple and would go no further.
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7"T th Btmbl Rbn!" Batman looked at his word balloon. Curses! The Scribbler got even to his own writer! He picked up the bat-phone. "Ths lks lk jb fr Lttrmn!"
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3The once-in-a-generation storm pelted Arrebal causing the desert to bloom in vibrant flowers. Little did we know what lay dormant for ages underneath - now stirred.
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4becoming a Wig-Nut. Like the Grateful Dead, I followed the Wiggles on tour, selling bootleg tapes and specially blended pixie stix. My 6-ft frame stood out among the tikes.
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4Det. Manitee, one of few maritime animals who was untouchable during prohibition. He knew the orphan urchin was the key witness to the case of the dolphin bootleggers.
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6his wallet without being detected. The elderly lady laid out a doily, put on silk gloves, and gingerly removed the billfold from the gentleman souse. "Pin money for bingo."
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4at the LovecraftCon." Did they even know he had PhD in Non-Euclidean geometry? No they wanted to pay 5 bucksa and have their picture taken with a REAL Dunwich Horror.
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3This Thanksgiving, it was a family reunion for all of organized crime. Dropping cultural differences, the Yukuza and Russian Mafia had a rousing game of Pictionary. The cartel made
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5LackOfPunctuationHitMeWithMixedEmotions >:-/ InFactIBecameIrate >:-{ ButSoonILearnedToAcceptIt (:-) UntilThereWasAKnockOnTheDoor (8.o WhoCouldItBe :-?
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5. Please recycle it or repurpose it as a nice vase. Being stranded has put me more in touch with the earth.If you could see to rescuing me I would appreciate a sail boat.
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4start. "and I did it. MYYY WAAAY!! Hey everybody thanks and welcome to the first ever solo performance of 'Breaking Bad: the Musical' Hello, MR. BLUESKY! Everybody smiles at you."
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3Free the lunches! Too long they have been imprisoned in boxes and held captive in zip-loks! Let the cheese sticks march! Let sandwiches reign! Votes for Vegetables!
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2Skedaddle! Skoot! Just let us NSA take care of those pesky terrorists. Nothing to see here. We are professionals. It says so on our badges. Now, beat it.
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4No shoes, no shirt, no service. Now they expect us to wear PANTS? What is this, RUSSIA? I come from a long line of no-pants people. Since my great-granddad at D-Day, we were
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3." The DM regretted playing D&D with his little sisters. So far the mission was that Twilight Sparkle and Barbie the Barbarian were going to take Half-Orc Bynar to Claire's.
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7last time I was a meerkat, not bad, but now I fear hawks. So, no reincarnation. I think a ghost might be more your thing. You can work out unresolved issues.