Finished Folds (1241—1260)
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8How I design a fold. Mention main character(s) and objects of previous fold. Keep things in motion. Build and expand. End with a twist or unresolved
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1Oooooh! Its a long, long way to tip a cow! Its a long way, today! Its a long, long way to tip a cow! Let's do this anyway! (I say.) Now everybody. Chorus! ITS A LONG, LONG WAY TO
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4Could you eat them in duress? Would you eat them under stress? Eat them now today I say. Eat them now to survive okay. I would not eat them presently. (I must escape here hastily.)
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4. I drove the '67 Mustang to the edge of town. I spotted the weathered billboard with the crudely painted Mastiff. "Big Dawg's Flea Market Next Right." I had to be there early.
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7, "Yippeee-tay-yii-yeah! Git along little space doggies! Youse know Kepler-22b will be your new home." His co-pilot Lurlene frowned "Cyber-Rustlers at High Noon!"
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3bipedal with only two eyes! (How strange.) The alien drank the coffee as he? perused the brochure for a time-share on Neptune. Then a human female walked in, with hair on her head!
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1surprise! and what lovely ferns! Who knew Hell could be so accommodating! GoatBoy opened the suite. "We just got WiFi installed, just don't ask about the temperature."
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4I, Timmy, looked at my strained teacher. She worked so hard to try to raise our hopes and dreams in this shattered world. I was but a poor youth back then. Miley Cyrus should quit.
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5The End. He dropped the mike and went off stage. We all looked at each other dumb-founded. That was it? Someone in the back yelled "Encore!" and was immediately pummeled.
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5could open a line of bovine cosmetics. If he could make mascara for cows and blush for sheep, they would be beating a path to his door. Goat lipstick was still a problem.
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8"Who's there?" "DEATH" "Death Who?" "NO, SERIOUSLY DEATH!" "I'm just not getting this joke. Is this Brad?" "LISTEN, ARE YOU GOING TO OPEN THIS?"
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4There was a soft click and his head popped off. She backed away in surprise. The head responded, "Maintenance check initiated. Replace batteries." Some date.
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2person would torture an orange like that? It had been intricately zested in cryptic symbols. An apple was slowly levitating. It could only mean one thing: fruit warlock.
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4It means he had too many cats. He was in a blissful Nirvana and we had to intervene. "Matthew, don't you think you could hold off picking up strays?" "Never." he purred
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3it was a surprise Birthday party! Gutman, my arch-nemesis, brought out a big cake. "LarryBoy, make a wish!" Sure, all the other days of the year we try kill each other, but today
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5Due to the underfunding of health care, highway construction crews were assigned to triage surgery. The miracles that you could with rebar and asphalt. Chances of survival, however
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6is so fat..." He waited for the response. Dead air. "Umm... she was so fat that." The mike gave off high-pitched feedback. The set went rapidly downhill from there.
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6the Ponderosa pine casting shadows over the forest floor. It would be dark soon. In the mists I spotted a soft glowing light. There was Derpy! I joined in the dance and faded.
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4Teleportation is just a mater of completely digitizing and breaking down the body and reconstructing it at point of destination. Problems occur when the signal is hacked.
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7The speaker manifold vibrated with disgust. I knew it was my fault: the brain of my wife in a jar. I had to make it up to her. All I needed was a body. I clicked on Craig's List.