Finished Folds (1301—1320)
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4You might have seen me in "Green Acres" or "It's a Pig's Life" but that was years ago. Today, I am giving each and every one of you a chance at time-share styes in beautiful Iowa.
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14waiting at the DMV with only a Ricky Ranger or Golf magazine as company. The skin graft, though painful, was nothing compared to the next procedure.
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4. Years pass and the creators have left for future pastures. But the website was still up and soon more and more people did FoldingStory. Whole countires economies stagnated.
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3take a fifth of Jack Daniels, 3 oz bitters, club soda and a pt of prune juice. It is called a "donkey punch' because it kicks like a mule. Oh, you were thinking of something else?
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7I don't 'like' anybody. I don't have a 'Pinterest' in anything. I can't be bothered to 'retweet.' Please don't 'copy', 'forward', or 'Google' me. (Why doesn't anyone read my blog?)
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4The Cornhuskers cheered in their collective dream because they had Jesus on their side. He was the quarterback about to do a "Hail Mary" pass.
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4the father who just got home from the office. Smoke was coming out of the kitchen. Death Metal was blasting from the radio. Daughter and mother were at war and he was Switzerland.
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2I poked 20 dollar bills through the bars. The Frederales unshackled me and put me in a bare room. "Pesca?" said the officer. "Si" I said showing my tackle box. I was dropped off in
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2tree house. They pulled up the ladder. Drinking their lemonade, they knew they escaped the chaos below. A bulldozer revved up in the distance.
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5oohed and aahed at Fungushead's brightly colored scalp. Each mushroom contained a thought. The patrons gingerly picked a dozen and began to dine.
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2Come over here and peek through this electron microscope. You see that speck on the left antenna of that mite? Increase the magnitude. Now, look closer. What did I tell you.
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3I decided to become an elf madman (or was it self-made man?) As a dyslexic hermit, I chose the former and went slowly balmy in a green tunic and pointy ears.
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5the 4 month-old Activia slid past the crisper and onto the kitchen linoleum. The active bacteria had achieved self-awareness and longed to nibble on Mr McBrie's feet.
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2Although euros have a light hint of cresote, nothing can compare to the smoky aroma of a burning hundred dollar billl.
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2His amnesia caused him to embrace all of New York with wonder. His chin was always pointed heaven-wards in awe of the skyscrapers. Soon, he attracted a following.
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6she put on this funny mask in the bank. It was sooo silly! Then grandma gave a note to the teller. The look on her face! What a scream! After that we had ice cream.
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3Bulbous ping-pong balls stared me in the face. "Time to get up Jake!" said the sock.
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10let him down gently. "George," said Ginny "This 1984 story is just so depressing. Why don't you write something lighter, like with animals in it? Just look at Winnie the Pooh."
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4the next mascot for a chain of Truckstop Diner's. "The Littlest Hobo" would make appearances at parades and rodeos promoting the old home cooking. Secretly, he hated the food.
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4cork bar or the picture of Ahab attacking Moby in harsh blacklight orange. The White Spot Tavern in Tacoma, WA was never in any Mobile Travel Guide. His eyes adjusted to the dim.