Finished Folds (1281—1300)
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7Manuel fished his crown out of the wine glass and capped it back on his tooth. A moment of silence and then Little Joe shouted, "Ole!." The mariachi band's trumpets fanfared.
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4Oh wait, its just a box. Why did I think it was moving? Let me just shine a light on it. Nothing to be scared of at all. (phew.) Hold on, the lid is opening. MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT
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3The only problem occurred when Stan used her proof of existence as the basis for his PhD thesis. Other scientist refuted his efforts and she started to fade.
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4Billy was about to say, "Why do you call it the God particle, when God is infinite and all around us?" Damien interupted, "How much popcorn can you microwave with this baby?"
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2So far the only birds I had were: Tweety, Woody Woodpecker, and Roadrunner. My mom dragged me into my scouting uniform and pushed me out the door. Aiiieee! THE SUN! IT BURNS!
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4It was like looking into an abyss. It radiated by its absence. Your senses would get sucked into the very blackness of nothing. I didn't know a mood ring could get that color.
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5Pestilence came trotting up. "Oh, look who's here. Always late for the party, aren't we?" Death said with a permanent grin. "Bangladesh was murder. So what's the score?"
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4of her hair. It was nicely plated with a parsley sprig and lemon slice. I forced a smile and tucked in my napkin. She sat across from me leaned her chin on her palm and waited.
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5I flipped the switch. "The Turkey in the Straw" went on full blast. This neighborhood had only room for one Ice Cream truck and wasn't going to be Mr. Frosty in the next lane.
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6instead of turning to face the door, he just stared at my forehead. One of eyes was hazel and the other one was ice blue. "Eighth floor... Now" he gutterly whispered.
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5"When Do We Want It? Now!" I was too far in the back of the mob to really know what the protest was about but everybody was having a good time.... until the teargas.
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4was living life in the fast lane under the glow of the disco ball. Cops in powder blue hot pants handing out tickets to be divine. We were the stars under the stars. Get down.
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3She got up a 5am to prepare lunches for the kids. Today was gluten-free free-range chicken salad in sprout wraps served sushi-style in Etsy designed bento boxes.
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3stakeout of the gin joint was wearing him down. Could he even see his mark in this downpour? He remembered what his boss said, "Two shots to the head and just walk away."
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3We all turned on our nightvision. I hoisted my MK18 as he signaled the countdown. "Go! Go! Go!" I whispered as we rushed the door. What was on the other side surprised
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7"Um... reading?" he replied. I knocked it out of his hand. "How dare you look at words when the Halo XBox Challenge is just hours away! Get to a console this instant!"
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3"Don't you even know what is worrying me? Did you even ask?" He stood dumbfounded with his mouth open. I played him the tape.
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1rtle had a friend called Mister Lizard, big cartoon in the 80s.... Monkhouse put another video tape in: "Now, this one never aired, you can see a murder in the background."
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4I was rushed to the emergency room. Already 3 of my fingers were stuck in my belly button. They wheeled me into the OR. I overheard the nurse "4th case of Black Hole this week."
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6I wrote it down in a small composition book for just such an occasion. I figure that if I can get enough observations I can do stand-up comedy. Note 35: Water is wet stuff.