Finished Folds (181—200)
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3through the whole building. running, screaming, yelling. I grabbed a muffin and through it across the room. It landed on a table. Everyone over there started throwing them back.
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4make enough gas to fill a blimp, (it will not rise it's a heavy gas), once completely fermented the Toe Jam is mixed with Jerky to make Pemmican. The Indian survival food sold to
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0in the reverse of what they deeply loved and keep them there till they passed out! Upon revival they Loved what they hatted and hated what they loved. Perfect for politics. Next
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3issued if your horse deposits court apples on the court or you try to stick the handle of your polo mallet up either your opponents or his horses ass. The Basketball/Polo fouls are
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3Because they each wanted the biggest piece and as anyone who has been to an orgy knows, after a while all the pieces seem the same. E-Harmony would have to COME up with a new Promo
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2By freezing one testicle and boiling the other, the sperm had to swim in circles from one to the other trying to find the perfect temperature. Sterilized and homogenized Sperm! HA
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3my prize meat so I grabbed it off the fire and held it just long enough to set my apron and shirt sleeves on fire. Thinking quick I grabbed the BBQ sauce and doused my flaming
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2a tall kitchen bag of Buds, I left the leaves for them and split. Ha! Toker's are fools! As I walked away a voice behind me said "Drop the bag, Hands up!" ...I turned. Damn. Fooled
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1the bulk food section, grabbed two large plastic bags, slipped them over my shoes and pants cuffs, tied them tight around my ankles and managed to catch most of the diarrhea drip
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1"Mintos" Poppers! He would chug a two liter jug of diet Cola the swallow a tube of Mintos. This time the resulting "Up-Chuck" was blocked when the tube turned sideways. The weasel
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5the resulting show was hilarious. The bomb sniffing robot chased that box across the floor as the vibrator kept the box shuffling from side to side like a Sidewinder. Expelled for
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3disgrace. They were in disgrace because their coups had four doors one on each side. Now everybody knows that if it has four doors it's a Sedan not a Coup. But pacific Islanders
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4was exceptionally popular with Widows and widowers after all they want their horny ghosts to be strong! They had a lot of work for them to do. Thus exercise not exorcise was the
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2When she spotted me she came running with her arms held wide and a huge smile on her face, I was so proud and my heart swelled. My granddaughter!.... What a wonderful feeling! G-Pa
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0The most beautiful sunset you've ever seen becomes colorless when you realize you have no one to share it with and you left your camera at home. Often I prefer to be alone, but not
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1She pulled out her "Glock Ceremonial Stamps" and stuck one in the canter of his chest. Note: Glock stamps are one foot square and resemble the "Target" trademark. Going Postal Step
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4nursing the kittens. But he enjoyed it so much. Purring loudly as they nursed and kneaded his belly. Why the kittens kept at it was a mystery. Nothing came from his pendulous teats
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3the chance to cross breed myself with long stemmed roses happened I leaped at it. The hard part was getting used my physical changes. The mental changes quickly overwrote my
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3Tab A. Those fickle slots just didn't care whose Tab was inserted or whether the directions were followed. No wonder Christmas Eve was hell for fathers, most never knew a bad Tab
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2She shouted! "Because you're talking through your nose again" the director screamed. You're driving the film editors nuts. One cut Nasal the next Falsetto. "Now Stop It" "Dammit."