Finished Folds (401—420)
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4d Doyle the Gargoyle. Doyle loved Pigeon Peas but hey were hard to grow on the roof tops. Not enough soil for proper growth. Then he found out he hadn't been eating Pigeon Peas it
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3But Friday is Payday and we are out of beer, I said. Well hell, I guess I'll have to go in then. But you better clean this damn house while I'm gone. Screw you Phil and least I
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1and took their revenge by becoming vegetarians. This was what the sentient cows had been working for all along. Now they learned to pee Agent Orange and pissed on the womens plants
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3Lemon Jello. If you could get them to eat Lemon Jello they were yours forever! But Gargoyles will not eat anything green so it has to be hidden in something else. Something like
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0time. That would teach him to crap on my Norton. I would hang him from the head light like a scare crow to keep the rest of the birds from crapping on my seat. Blowing in the wind
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1part black powder two parts Nicoline one and a third parts of half and a quarter (cheep half and half) and stir till it smokes!
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2a disaster two cubic feet of popcorn and a gallon of over sweet soda pop and the movie sucked like a black hole. I wasn't getting laid tonight for sure. Linda the SciFi junkie was
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8Oatmeal ! lovely Oatmeal. A well hidden secret of NASA was that the tiles on the shuttle were actually made from compressed Oatmeal. Well they to use it up. No one would eat it.
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6A Flee and a Fly in a flue? Just what I supposed to do with a Flee and a Fly in a flue. But then suddenly I knew just what I could do with a Flee and a Fly in a flue. Do You?
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4going to hurt but I knew I had only one chance so I girded my loins and hit the first goon as hard as I could in the fist with my face. No effect! So I hit the second goon with
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1make the plastic Icebergs sticking out of the sand. Why did mad scientists always have to go MAD. Now I would never get a proper sun tan the bergs reflected the sun in strange
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5neat Hammer-on effect that doubled the beat and caused the eyes to cross. He had always liked cross-eyed girls, they looked sexy and reminding him of his first taste of
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1Ipeed. The Ipeed would keep track of your blood sugar by testing you urine. It was worn like a condom and gave you a shock when your blood sugar got to high. Some men liked this
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5Sharing our food with the neighbors. Burnt crusty cast Iron dutch ovens full of equally burnt and crusty food. Her name may be Betty Crocker but she was no cook and the whole town
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2was green. Green why was everything becoming Green. My skin was peeling and turning Green and slimy. My tung was getting longer and the Bugs looking tasty. Never kiss a
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0But all I had for a computer was an old 1980's PC. I'd never be able to carry it through the streets and where could I plug it in. Damn Alice and her Face book any way. I was
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4Smoking Joe the interstate truck driver. He had been responsible for most of the road kill in the state His custom front Bull Bumper often dripped with his victims blood leaving a
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9Chuck the Chump, my third half brother on my mothers side, claimed he was more chimp than chump but we all knew he was more chump than chimp because his ears didn't match his nose.
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4Tsunami headed for us. The highest elevation on the pancake called an Island is 10 feet and 1200 people were already crowded there. Well Dear at least you won't piss your self when
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5Gadhafi hunkered down each time he heard another explosion, maybe hiding at the Sam Missile site had been a mistake. But with all those damn Guns and Missiles it sure looked safe.