Finished Folds (21—40)
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3all it's hubcaps. This bogey man was fast getting on my nerves. I I got the leave blower out and started on the leave pile. All the missing itewas under it. Chewed and slimy. He is
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4encouraged the hookers to take up harmonicas and attempt to put on a musical. But they only played draw notes (sucking) so the music was terrible but brothel business soared.
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2Not that pole you pervert! His pole-vault. pole. It was the only way to safely pass the keys over the flash flood. Staging an track and field event in Arizona during the rainy seas
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4window but the old ladies blocked him and took another knit and pearl in his ears. Damn that hurt, how the hell were they able to knit his ears. Retirement centers! I'll never rob
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2front left and right rear lug-nuts to 5 foot/lbs. This should hold the tires in place just long enough to get up freeway speed. which would fall off first? Which way would it veer
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2Today marks another day when I awoke alive. Will I ever awake not alive or in death will I never sleep. Thes questions annoy me every damn morning. Am I mad? No I'm actually quite
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6Today marks another day when I awoke alive. Will I ever awake not alive or in death will I never sleep. Thes questions any me every damn morning. Am I mad? No I'm actually quite
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3The trouble with most congressmen is they forget that conversation is also a form intercourse or if they do remember, they they still want someone to get screwed and by them
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3crude gash in his chest spewed Nitrogen that combined with the rooms Oxygen quickly forming nitrous oxide and everyone started laughing. Enough he said and sealed his chest wound.
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3he did try to do it by his self. Truth be told. No man had ever become pregnant by having sex with with his own hand. But he remained undaunted in his determination and tried
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3Watching/Dancing? Dancing/Watching? Did it mater whether the girl or the cat was doing either? As long as the Dancing and Watching occurred, did it mater whom did what to whom? No
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1hands and knees to her feet "please baby let me do it to you" he begged. No! Last time you did it I couldn't walk right for a week. No! No way will I let you do that! No pedicures
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2keeping him paralyzed. He couldn't move or speak. The attendant pushing his cart was chatting up a nurse. "I wonder why this guy is getting a sex change operation? He said. Panic!
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1Inappropriate my ass! I only asked if you have any hermaphrodite calipers. Quit being asinine and check your stores. Oops! Sorry Officer! No I wasn't cursing at her. I didn't say
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5What is the sound of one hand clapping? It's going to sound a lot like one hand slapping you along side the head if you don't knock it off and tell me what the secret of life is.
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4I'm male and he's of a different species, not human at all but great lover. I think. I just wake up afterward and feel sated. I asked if he was an alien he said no I was born here.
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5grabbed his hip flask and cigarettes saying "Shame on you Father Squamous, I'll just keep these" Father Squamous was well known for his squeamish wishy-washy ways; always reversing
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1bring himself to pay for her. She was a beaut but beauty was only skin deep and someone had skinned her and made Humarones versus Chicharones not as fattening and low in Salt but
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0Ha I fooled that bitch again! Chevy ran around the corner and in the back door of the bar, hiding behind a keg. Later he came out and ordered a beer. Your Late Barbara burped slap
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4Oh God it was Jehovah Rodgers in his vest saying "Would you like to be my neighbor little girl? I should report the pervert but he is the cheapest babysitter in town and my date is