Finished Folds (161—180)
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1My one line manifesto for masochists.
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3With cream cheese and lox you you make me a better man. Bagel man.
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3Central Oregon's high plain in the morning; crisp air, clear blue sky, birds flitting from tree to tree, steaming deer scat, a squirrel cussing me for trespassing. Home! Peace! Joy
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5I went for a walk this morning. The air was crisp and bright and 36 degrees. The upper layer of soil had lifted due to the frost. My steps crushed the soil with a crunching sound.
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0Thank God my Social Security check came today. The retirement home was getting picky about my Bruce Lee fetish. I'll have to bribe the manager again to let me keep my posters up.
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0Especially after a game when they squirmed out of their filthy uniforms and stood them up in front of their lockers like Chinese Terracotta Soldiers. Group Showers! Happiness! Gay?
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2One fish! Two Fish! Red fish! Blue fish! Christ where did Dr Suess get his doctorate anyway and what was his specialty and where did he get those animals. 65 Years and still can't
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5these psychotropic drugs were fun at times but annoying at others; like when he couldn't remember how to blink. His eyes were so dry they squeaked when they moved. Didn't they?
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2away from her. But her leotards held the grenades handle in place keeping it from arming. She went to the open window over the front door;extracted the grenade dropped it on him.
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2beautiful by a ranging Barbie's hair and makeup. The life sized Barbie head kept her away from the easy-bake oven and mud pies till she found her brother using her for Barbie head
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0Learning to tap-dance and urinate in the urinal at the same time was time consuming and resulted in several pairs of shoes with salt peter stains one them. Being gay isn't easy any
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3ever want Navel Oranges again. My patented Nasal Orange had 22 percent more juice per orange due to the protruding Nasal shape. I just had to stop the nasal drip before harvest.
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0The ER Doc asked me"What Happened" "Well" I started "It's been ages since I've had sex so when so I took two Viagra. Then worrying about a heart attack I took three Nitroglycerin
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7set off the CO2 fire extinguisher directly on the back of Fred's head and roared with laughter. When the extinguisher ran dry he waited for Fred to laugh. Slowly Fred's head tilted
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1terrified him. She had eight teats; she wasn't called a bitch for nothing. No wonder she had been looking at the dogs in the dog-pound so longingly. Never pick up a girl at the
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5over the desert tray. How he was able to just hover in the air like that was very disturbing. I'll never go to that restaurant again, they wouldn't give me an AARP discount.
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3dawned on him that his editor was serious about his deadline. If he finished his novella he wouldn't be able to stand or crawl. He better get this over with quick or he will starve
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1had mistakenly held his thumb up when he fire the pistol. The slide had cut his thumb off clean as a knife. Now his thumb was behind him giving him the proverbial finger of fate.
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8Please get us through this sermon before Shirley either Spews forth from her mouth or her bottom." Reverend Dicky Pleaded and as a note "please stay home if you have diarrheal Flu"
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4play with my personal pepper-mill! She will do this once in a while but not in a restaurant. She slapped me and said wait till I get you home. Wow! I can't wait. This will be