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Well, actually there are a few things. I lick my coworkers telephones when I'm sick. I've eaten sandwiches in the fridge that are clearly labeled. I drink milk from the carton, and -
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filling out this healthcare paperwork is a pain. They don't even have a box for Coulrophobia, do I check the "other" box and just write it in? AAH! I'm so confused, so I decided to
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So the disco ball was moved to another desk, & the rubberducks were hidden.The last thing the OfficeUnicorn had to do is plant one more boobytrap for her coworkers. Heehee, booby.
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Which was cool, but this was for Footloose Part3. We needed Kevin Bacon moves, I mean doing the moonwalk was sooo 1982, we needed to cut loose! Everybody now, everybody now
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was shut down bc of all the Dorito-flavor hype. People were running crazed in the streets, fires, looting, the works. Next time, Bobby Flay won't submit his chili pepper idea.
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on was so pretty this time of year. Sara & MuffinMan were finally happy. As the sun started to set, they were thrilled their scurvy was bound to be cured & they lived happily 4eva.
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Then Teddy Ruxpin took that damn hard cover book and threw it at my head. I had to admit that little bear had a good pitching arm. Blood started to drip from the cut & I saw red.
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Since the ice storm is going 2hit,I grabbed my grocery list and went 2 the store. The list was torn &wet, so I did my best to read it. OhMan. 1. Thumbtax, or was it Tampax?
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Wow, how drunk was I? As the walrus started 2 slowly wake up, I thought the best thing to do was make it breakfast, I hadnt had sex w/a mammal in awhile, so I wasn't sure the proto
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"Be one with the tree! I mean ski!" The plan was not to let Paul know I was trying to kill him. I knew if he died "accidentally" the money was mine. Paul was trying to get out of
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It's amazing the things you do when you're young. I found my old diary. When I was 8 years old my goal in life was to be a vet for unicorns and narwhals, and to marry Fred from
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showed Slipowski his 24 carat grill, you know ALL the hip animals are wearing them these days. "Stupid camel, that's the LAST time you get to borrow my black AMEX card." Since the
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age chicks from becoming fans of One Direction. What kind of band is that anyway? With his newly purchased nunchucks, he bought an old Chuck Norris DVD & started practicing his
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Now I realize this is great news, but seriously, the local TV station interrupts the season finale of "Dancing With The Midgets" to tell me about the female snail penis count? Why
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to the dumpster together holding hands. I didn't care, my love for Roger was deeper than the ocean, higher than the mountains! He WILL love me, he WILL forget about Doug! I needed
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A is for alligator. They are green, they like to live in Florida and sometimes they eat small dogs. If you rub their bellies, they get sleepy.
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shrimp sandwich seemed to be laced with something, and I'm not talking doilies, if you pick up what I'm laying down!" Josh seemed pleased with the way his plan was working out, unt
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The part that was really confusing was no one knew if the 8 toes were in total, or on 1 foot. How can you buy those finger-shoe-things w/o knowing? I did the best thing I could
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So, we started telling urban myths, & wow! this was a good 1. There once was this guy that sent his friend to the ER bc he was rough, like really rough & um, too big too. Huh?
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, see Mango started off by screaming "Do They Know It's Christmas time at all" and we all just stared. Um, wrong tune, man. Wrong tune? try freaking wrong band! This is what happ