Finished Folds (441—460)
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2I peer at the finish line, I can hear the roar of the crowd. I did it! All 398 pounds! Huh?! a roadrunner flies by.Meepmeep zip bang! He sneered. So much 4 slow n steady, huh?
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0Started to giggle. I was spotted. 'You think you're funny, Elmer??' Try this, GlueGuy. She poured the glue all over me then blew on the feathers. Great, I'm going 2 b a bird 4ever.
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4it took me years to grow this beauty, and I can rock it. The strobe lights were going, and the place smelled like BBQ potato chips and Twizzlers. I grabbed a Zima from the bar and
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2buy the box of Noodle-Roni, since they were out of the SF Treat at the quickimart. I knew what Ligers were born 2do, but I just wanted to eat rice, sit inside & watch Oprah. Sigh.
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3Sadly all he had left was a glittery barrette & some cherry chapstick, and he was saving that for later, so he sat there & watched the destruction. So much for what brown could do.
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5Tried it on, my god, he loved those kitten heels - but where was the left one? Greg frantically looked around the dark room to find the other shoe, when Sara came out of the darkne
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3Robble" he knew he meant business. The new employee wasn't going to let this happen, not again.(flashbacks of his last job at LongJohnSilvers came to mind.) With moves like a jungl
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2Could not name that tune in 5 notes.So sad, since it was copacobana, &who doesn't know that? WindomEarl smilled slyly as he picked door #2, won the camero &the year supply of tide
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3from her cart. She had the cowboy hat,hot pink bob wig & the black fuzzy slippers &once the surgery was complete,she would B a new woman. She could hardly contain her giddiness!
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6And saying 'piggypigpig' 3 times. That was supposed to kill the harpy-hydra medusa. Or so we thought. Instead, a bunch of slab bacon fell from the ceiling, which would have been
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3Try to find all of the secret brownies, that Luis hides in the grocery store. 5) Convince Ernie that Burt isn't the one for him, there are plenty of man puppets out there,
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5The local Target, but it mainly attracted the soccer moms who felt guilty after they shoplifted a pack of gum or something. Clearly, there was more 2 life, thought the dwarf priest
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6Mickey. He was the worst of them all. Talk about a snob, he turns his big circular nose to everything not Disney-related. There's a whole big world out there, you uppity rodent.
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1Which allowed his neon green sparkly socks 2 really shine. Those were his lucky socks! He realized what a pickle he happened to be in. The CEO quickly pulled up his slacks, and
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5He was still wearing the glittery bra, pleather thigh-highs and kitten heels from last night. 'Whoa, what a night!' Tranny looked around the basement, the monkeys were still there,
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2Mmm, cheesy goodness. "and for the record, I'm not high all the time, I mean, I sleep sometimes, too." She fired him in about a nanosecond after that. He picked up his hackysack &
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3of their toes, which was rather distracting at ballet class. The family reunions were a trainwreck waiting to happen, bc Uncle Buzz, the scubadiving-finger monkey always had a
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4little hamster tooth in the "tooth fairy" pillow that u sometimes sleep w/. Who knows what u might get? Remember the 1 time we put the dead goldfish in there? We got a bunch of jel
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3which happened 2B a hot pink Sharpie. "Don't make me use this!" he whaled. "Don'tcome any closer!" The masked creep did not listen, He lunged at the creep and drew the monocle
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4was to go buy a horse, on the way to buy a McRib for Stan, he loved the pork in the shape of the ribs. But back to the plan, sadly, the wheel of the van was stuck in a can