Finished Folds (641—660)
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2they're cute and everything, no, not in a gross "I'm taking them to the prom" kind of way....but boys underwear is really important, don't you think?
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5The cherry dolphin was the rarest of the bunch, sneaky little suckers. The swim deep in the gumball forest, and are known to only come out at high tide on the nights of the full
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5the employee entrance at Dylans Candy Bar. I was hoping it would be a magical candy land, kind of like in Willy Wonka - but no, it was just a dark storage room filled with boxes
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2that spoke so softly I could barely hear them whisper "Why did you have to drink all of the Diet Dr Pepper?" I froze. I didn't drink it all, I'm not a Pepper, I like Mt Dew much
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1I packed my sparkly "Hello Kitty" backpack with the essentials: Chapstick, socks, sugar-roasted almonds, my grandmother's diamond tiara, and a pack of #2 pencils. I was ready to
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3"It would only take 30 - 40 minutes tops to break into it, " I thought to myself... Charlie Tuna, why do you do this to me every time?? The pouches are ok, but the cans are soooo
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3get the pie filling ready. We were determined to win this pie eating contest if it was the last thing we ever did! The kitchen was smelling delicious, all cherry and sugary.
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0She was at the pet store when the fire broke out....yes, it wasn't pretty. She was always doing that-talking politics, setting small fires. At least the fire extinguisher worked
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3Days as an Olympic table tennis gold medal winner. So I jumped and I jumped, I was high enough to peer into the open window, the room was empty, except for a bottle of purple liqu
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1And today we're going to discuss the holes found in socks and Swiss cheese! I love Swiss Cheese, so wonderful with plantains and eggplants!
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4McGruff the Crime Dog, but instead of the dog-police uniform, he was wearing a pink glittery tutu. "Andrew? Wha? What is happening?" I squeaked out, tears streaming down my face
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6Paper towels!! And not the ones with the stupid butterflies and kittens on them!". Sadly, all that Target had in stock was 1-ply... What to do?? Better not come back empty handed
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4At least most of the "Who's The Boss" marathon. That Tony, what a joker... Once the popping noises stopped, I looked outside the window, only to see the biggest chocolate bunny
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4Canary in a coal mine, but I'm alright. I can't believe how the situation got out of control so quickly. Yes, cow-tipping is wrong, but illegal? And the police wanted DQ gift ce
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5As I sit in the drive thru waiting for that frothy choco-shake that I cannot get out of my mind, I wonder about those silver little BB hard candies that you can put on top of cupca
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2I tried to ween myself from ordering those dolls from the Marie Osmond collection on Qvc. To take my mind off my worries, I decided to go to the circus.
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4It started to rain cats and dogs, and the basement started to flood. As the water started to rise, my pet hamster, Wally, jumped in his toy 12 meter sailboat and began
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0Pay off that parking ticket. How I was supposed to know you can't park near the giraffe entrance at the midget mall. Giraffes never go there anymore, everybody knows that.
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4Pig Latin. "oooooomay, oooooomay" the cow belted out. Then the skies turned dark purple and the largest disco ball they've ever seen dropped from the heavens. Could it really be
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2And what makes matters worse, one answer came from my 3rd grade teacher.... Why in the world did I friend him anyway? He had no good advice, deep down I know what I was going to d