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Hello, I heard you like folding stories,

  • Hello, I heard you like folding stories, so I put a

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  • little hamster tooth in the "tooth fairy" pillow that u sometimes sleep w/. Who knows what u might get? Remember the 1 time we put the dead goldfish in there? We got a bunch of jel

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  • ahem, jello cups, but the bitch 4got our spoons. I mean, hello! How R we supposed 2 eat these things, with our bare tentacles?! O, throw the pillow out, it's covered in love juice.

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  • The Tentacled Aliens with 5 mouths were really bitchy. I mean super bitchy. This is not right. That is not right. Basically when they arrived at earth it was like

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  • 5 times the snobbiness of Paris Hilton at 7 o'clock on a Saturday morning. They were all "Omg! You Earthlings like don't even know how to live!" Then they'd spread their tentacles

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  • and occupied all the world's boutiques, perfumeries and canine coiffeuses. The invasion of the 'Oh My God' Blonde Aliens from Shallow Space was

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  • worse then the Talent Sucking Boybands" invasion two decades earlier. The lipsyncing weakness allowing their defeat had been a lucky break. But this time, it seemed

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  • that everybody was in the house of love. One love one god. Everybody in the house of love. Everybody in the house of love.

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  • "We got time to change..." I tuned him out. There he goes again, I thought, building me up and then saying he wants me to "change." The truth has come out.

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  • So I changed...into something more comfortable & returned with a bottle of Dom & a come hither smile. When he approached, I smacked him over the head & ran, embracing my freedom.

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