Finished Folds (21—40)
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3starting to smell like cat food. Funny, the hallway DID smell like tuna. I decided 2let the towering pizza delivery guy in. He was very raspy"Here is your mission. First, find the
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4all of the taxis in midtown. Now when has this ever happened? Since I didn't really need a cab, I tried to slink away unnoticed. Out of nowhere, the biggest, burliest cab driver
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4that was the dream I had last night, ironic, huh? I hate finals week, it's almost as bad as when I was pledging. Standing outside naked in the snow is kinda like studying for the
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3Well, I'll tell ya! Remember when you were going to PigglyWiggly? and I asked you to get me that football helmet filled with SnacPac pudding? You never got it for me! Why should u
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0He was ready! Squawkers was all oiled up and just waiting on the sand volleyball court w/dog tags around his neck. I feel the need, the need for speed! Suddenly his partner, Goose,
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3I tried 2 run as fast as I could, but a gingerbread man minus a toe isnt the fastest runner, if u know what I mean. The organic farmers hate me anyway, it's the whole Splenda thing
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2trying to squat 350 lbs while eating a McBaconatorDouble. It was a sight to behold, Billybob dropped the sammie, and then snapped his back into 5 pieces. To this day, Billybob
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5our very own Subaru Rally Club. It was fun at first until it was time for picture day. Apparently, everyone decided to wear the same flannel shirt (yes, what are the chances?) & th
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5So today started off a bit unusual. It began with activated charcoal, some coffee filters and a whole bunch of alcohol. Luckily, my partner in crime (who rarely steers me in the
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3National Bonsai & Penjing Museum. 4 Eat all the free samples at Chocolate Mousse 5. Try to steal the 2 headed chick @Red Palace (that's what got me in trouble, I was looking for
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6but I could finally put my hair in those long braids. My Viking costume was complete. Now I only had 32 days left until Halloween. People looked at me funny, but I dont care. ODIN!
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3I must have been under a rock, bc I just found out that it's hip and trendy in Japan to put nylons on your dog & take photos. This makes my next business trip all the more better!
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3that whole peeing on your partner thing. I'm all for some cra-cra stuff, but that is ODD. It reminds me of that one time I traveled to Vietnam to fid this rare turtle, only to find
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4How can that be? I mean, Nannerpus IS pancakes. That's like unicorns no longer liking glitter, or monkeys not wanting to be smuggled. This made Squawkers even more depressed. So,
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6anything. I just wanted the new name, you know for my driver's license. Mrs. Squat Thrust, wow, it just rolls off the tongue. This is going to be the best wedding ever! Then I
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6it looks like the fly came out of this tiny hole in the floorboard. After straining and peeking into the hole, I was floored! It was an entrance into a magical fly-world! It was
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7Bert was traumatized. Ernie was there in the middle of (wait for it) Sesame Street bleeding like a stuck Miss Piggy from the loss of his legs. Sooner or later Oscar was going to be
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5chunk of, what is that?? hotdogs?? from yesterday's lunch. The vomit-filled tuba was spewing everywhere, & it wasnt pretty. The audience couldnt get away from the sounds & smell of
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3like making a big batch of "slutty Oreos" I saw those on Pinterest once, it's an Oreo with some brownie mix & some other stuff. I tried to find my iPad to find the recipe, when the
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3's little sister, which was way too confusing. See, I'm old school, I like the first 3. But let me tell you, those AngryBirds StarWars things makes me giggle. Every single time.