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lantern figurines I've had my eye on for quite some time. Right now the only thing that I am worrying about is dying of boredom. -
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She just had this way of causing chaos... As she picked the last shard from the poor creature's ass she felt it neatly slice through her finger. "Oh no! I'm a haemophiliac!"
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Big Macs, although of course bugsier. She had no idea what to do with herself and decided to hang around in a nearby tree until they calmed down. She woke up the next morning to
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to an old lady with a fetish for martial artists' socks. Armed with sufficient cash monies, I boarded a plane to Peru to continue my quest for the legendary shell. When I had arriv
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in a small Indian valley, where the holy cows' milk induced trances when drunk. In these visions, the Gouda realized his Destiny was in spiritual cheese. Armed with this knowledge,
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The Detective snorted the food up faster than a cat can run to someone allergic to cats. Manatee looked green. "What's the matter?" I smirked, "Don't you like cyanide?"
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two of mine. There was an explosion as I'd expected but the counterspell carried through. I had one chance; an old anti-counter-spell that could end the battle! ...IF only I remem-
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She got her chance to realize her visions of "fooding him" one day. He was bent over, trying to get the barbecue to catch. He never knew what hit him. It was a cleaver
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is name-tagging like name tags are wont to do. The Quizno's is odd in that it seems to be very small but turns out actually to be very small as well. 3 of my kingly strides take me
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"There once was a cricket from Germany No other was he, but Jiminy! While looking for a puppet found Kermit the Muppet who said crickets go well with Marmalade" So I've never been
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, bawdy in detail and raucous in nature. We learned that eating out has its inherent risks and its potential rewards; and that prawns dance really, REALLY well.
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d to a nearby moon. If things got too unstable, I'd be able to stay here long enough to recover my chakra. I had no idea what kind of range this soup had, and I was taking no chan
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when the Pirate Mel grappled my shirt sleeve with his hook and pulled me back to my seat. "Beware the Tides of Mars," his rank breath hissed, "They'll burn yer boat and leave ya ta
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or such memories as Joe cherished now. No, Big Brad was a no-brainer with no redeeming features. He wouldn't be able to fully appreciate a sledgehammer if it hit him in the kisser.
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.. But it is not the easy way." Agent Daniel hesitated. "I guess you could say there are two ways to clip things." That caught George Lucas's attention. Agent Daniels was in
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broken collar bone and a very nasty temper. Needless to say, his rival was very interested in returning the favour. He skipped town. Last I heard,
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and is generally acting like a total ingrate. I've tried everything! He seems to have his phone off and is kneeling on the open top of the omnibus, eyes close and a gentle mumbling