Finished Folds (161—180)
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5a Jesus Hamford Christ on what looked like a Penny Farthing. Probably, this piece was made by Victorian Templars as a way to express their faith in such sinful and filthy times
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5The travelling merchant stopped outside the castle gates, "Can I interest you in our Jolly Products? Perhaps Your Majesty would like to sample my newest 'Royal Phat Beats' BBQ sauc
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4And before you knew it, everybody was dancing and singing, until it all ended with a moving rendition of Every Sperm is Sacred by Monty Python. "Bravo!" Shouted Melchior. Triumph
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3en I'll see the whitest Christmas ever! I better hurry though, with all the global warming and that. I bet Santa has already his sun lotion and trunks prepared. And the polar bears
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6As I drew my last breath, Images of the horrors I had created, of the lies and deceit I had inflicted upon innocent people, flooded my mind. I had been a news anchorman for over 40
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7"So I was minding me own business down the pub, right, drinkin me pint of Foster's, watching the telly, when all of a sudden this big bloody beast of a man pushes me over and spill
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4your true love, but first, you must obtain the 3 Crystals ofPower™." De Angel took his hand and he was in FairyLand. "For the first crystal you need to go and find your Virtue of
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3launch a rocket, but I ain't got no rocket to launch" I needed a rocket, fast! And that's when it hit me
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1llegue a la cumbre de la montaña. Y vi una cosa maravillosa, la mas grande y linda
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6"So, snooping from behind my back, heh?" Sparky said. "Wha-" Yeah, Sparky had met the same scientist that had raised Caesar the ape. "Ha! Man's best friend my ba**s, now I'm in cha
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3his intense percepshun skill even saved his life! while rolIing about in some god forsaken mud puddle like the true Mid-Western Manatee he is, John Rattlesnake crept towards him
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3was diminished by the smell of my charred fingers, and since Jenny was running out of sausages she chopped them off. "Might as well use them, since you won't be able to use them
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3Salmonella-induced hallucinations that made me believe I was being haunted by dead chickens and cockroach-infested chop-suey. And it didn't get any better when I accidentaly
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2, and by the time I reached middle-age I was so fuckin tattooed that people thought I was some sort of bronze statue with bird droppings on if I sat very still. These "hipsters" ca
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4What was his name? Alf Gorb or something. Anyway, that piece about globby yarning was a bit too much, the movie 2012 at least was a bit more realistic and entertaining. And what
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3then you wake up. Ha ha ha! Being able to control dreams is fun. "Uuughhh" you say. Yep. Back to your ordinarily insignificant little life. Rise and go back to your routine of
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3that nice picture where a cute panda was wearing underwear. Wanting to emulate such a beautiful thing he never took of the underwear, started eating sugar cane shoots, and
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5"That shit is da bomb, dawg. I do some graffiti myself sometimes you know?" Father Tom was in fact "Dominus" a Banksy rip-off . But roger crapped himself and started crying
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6then proceded to sob and moan like a little girl. I packed my stuff and went to feed Shiny, my unicorn "Good boy, one of these days I'm ging to have a nice soft coat, and I'll be t
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5At last I am truly satisfied. I have achieved cheesefulness. I am one with the cheese. I live cheese. I am cheese. These were the famous words spoken by the great