Finished Folds (141—160)
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3So one fine day I decided that this was some curse set upon me by the mysterious Groundhog that lived in my back garden. But I'm no Bill Murray, so what I did was
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5and scurried away, but The Joker slammed his foot upon it "Anybody need a hand?" and started laughing maniacally. Suddenly Scarface and Exterminator appeared
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4who in a fit of rage hit an Italian in the eye with a baguette. In the corner, watching all this multicultural confusion was a Swiss, who amused, nibbled on a bar of chocolate
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6quickly positioned it where Mr.Dawkins was going to hit. The sound of his ranting dismembered body was only muffled by the spinning blades. I was a hero. There was a God.
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4wanted was Man Drown's "The Da Vinci Road". Apparently a best-seller in the Alpha-9X Dimension. And so Mr. Darcy took to his extra dimension travelling machine, and found himself
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3"The shortest distance between two idiots is but a few feet." Master Yang told his pupil. The student, Jimmy Cake, could totally see into that, as he continuously bumped into stup
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9n and honey.' Roy was such a knowledgeable and handy young man. 'You know ma'am, I might be able to help you out with the pesky spirits. I've had a poltergeist once, thankfully
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5After the gig me and the boys hooked up with the groupies, and as true rock-gods hit up some Charlie and champagne, things spiralled out of control when Jimmy the guitarist smashed
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4because I look like Colin Farrell (I don't). " Pommel horse, whoo, pommel horse, I love the feel of your leather against my sweaty body" I didn't realise I said that out loud,
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5500$! And if I get the dress which is down 199$ from 499$, then it'll be the best shopping day ever!" Thats it, this woman is done throwing away my money like she is allergic to it
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6a shiny new Pikachu that I don't need?" "Hmm, wow sure, thanks dude" And that's when the great Furkachu incident happened. When Furby saw Pikachu
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7Being a nerd bully was the epitome of cool, from my point of view. I triumphantly stood there, while my buttocks were being measured, waiting for the result. "Humm, Jimmy? your ass
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1, the Argonauts revolted and slayed not only the Minotaur, but all the weird unnatural crossbred creatures at the shelter. Finally there would be no more barn smells and dungy hay
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6carrot?" the salesman raised an eyebrow "Well, I reckon for such a big carrot you would need my new Heavy Duty XTra Juicer XL! You are in luck my friend! This little baby is
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5rguing with Michelle Pfeiffer, which didn't end very well for me... Erm, I mean the other guy. But Cher on the other hand would steal the show with her cross-club dance moves
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6Brahmins took out their bodyboards and jumped on the Ganges surge. The other terrified Broadway wannabes prayed to Shiva when they saw the Master Guru
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5sheep" That's all they said. I wasn't sure what a secret sheep was, but i decided not to ask. "The English won't know what hit them, ha!" And as he said this, the Welshman started
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7At first I blamed these visions on the 146 times I watched Small Soldiers, but then Action Man and Ken climbed my bed one night and threatened to unleash Stretch Armstrong, if Elmo
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4"Yo, Slim, you got any of that Shizzle Smoke?" Slim was annoyed by this request "I told you not to call this number, and Shizzle Smoke is for the lower caste. I only deal in the fi
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3lacing the Chocolate fountain with laxatives. Tom Cruise's idea of bringing the Munchkins and OompaLoompas to one of his conventions as Special Guests, didn't go down too well with