Finished Folds (441—460)
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4And so he planned the most evil of all plans, to steal pinocchio and bring him up as his own child. But first he had to pass unseen by Gary Glitter. Who stood by the door with an
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3then again, why was she taking any part in this? She thought of how they could escape into a deserted island and be in each other's arms forever. And she crashed the scooter into a
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3idyllic and peaceful summer retreat it once was. As the hordes of flesh eating
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4Also, it may cause unwanted pregnancies and severe carpal-tunnel like syndromes. And it cost only $9.99!!!! That's as cheap as a box of
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1Donald Trump, had foreseen this years ago. That's why he would create this Apprentice circus, in order to
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3"That's a shame, I was really looking forward to have these spurs rip through my throat and down the esophagus." Oh well, I had to find another amusement. Thats how I became a man.
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1whispered, as she fondled the carcass of a rotting swine, pretending it was her doll Wendy. Then she looked seriously at me and said "Why are you still here, I thought you had to
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1"well, hmmm, this here big fat cigar for example. We har a rather amusing evening the other night, me and my cigar" Showing them my big fat Cuban cigar. Stalin looked amused, as he
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5That's what my Aunt Gelda needed. Poor Gelda. She had always been so kind to me, stuffing my mouth with cookies from an early age. And now they were going to
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4Sado-maso is more my thing, and hum, feet, whoooo how I love feet. But not bestiality please, just the thought of licking a horse's balls.... it's revolting" He didn't realise he w
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3a horse looked inside, "What is this, a shitting competition?" asked the horse. Jeffrey had an heart attack, as he had never seen a talking horse before.
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0the baby that would later be known as Barack Hussein Obama. And not even her would remember where he was born. And so the man she chose as the father was called...
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8That's what they told him. Detective Manatee, sneakily browsed through his pocket dictionary. "Familicide, ha yes! Couldn't agree more!" Detective Manatee wasn't known for his
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7As I wandered through the aisles of the convenience store, I saw the girl I would marry 58 years later. Yes 58... Anyway the story begins like this....
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4"A simple man, living a simple life" was his motto. And as I pointed out to him every time, "You aren't that simple Brian. You've got that big....
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1" and I shut up real quick, as I realised that what I had done to get the position wasn't politically correct. After all I was the King of sddsfsdfdas
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4"What a life I had" exclaimed the old man sitting in his front porch. Unbeknown to the fact that his life was far from finished, as an invasion of Frenchmen was taking place a few
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3This saga begins with a little man living in a cave. One day, the little man woke up to the sound of a bear sniffing his pants that were hanging from a rock a few feet away. Scared
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4"packages", and when he returned, his wife was in fact having the baby without him. "How could you do this to me?" He cried, as he opened the "packages to reveal hundreds of little
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1that was his son, was in fact being mind-controlled by Professor X. Who had personally put Kim il Jong in that preservative jelly. And so North Korea became a breeding ground for