Finished Folds (21—40)
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3that this beautiful creature with an odd-number of tits, would somehow bring a most envied status quo and great happiness and good fortune. It was not so. I should know
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4was driving me insane, I took my shoe and threw it at the fattest kid, but he dodged it like George W Bush. Hurghhh. The screaming brats yelled even louder, and I became shoeless
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2ition Center, next The Folding Elite took their magical machine to the CERN, where it was implemented with the LHC, and thus a new era in Quantum Science began. They discovered
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5It was a hole, but a holy hole. "Behold The Hole! The Holiest of Holes, this hole is so holy that only those with the purest of hearts can take a peek inside." Bob approached the
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6She would become the greatest White Swan the world had ever seen, but in order to do that she would also have to discover her dark side, Black Swan. And so, Petunia the elephant
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6. Jimmy decided to pay a little visit to the Guy With The Crazy Hair, from Ancient Aliens, "Hey! Where the hell are your friends? You said they would come!"
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4smell emanating from this intergalactic neighbor's bedroom was like a marathon runner's socks that had been washed in roquefort cheese and left in Jabba the Hutt's lunchbox for 2
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6f was having a whale of a time. In the Kingdom of Tonga to be exact. You see, they dont eat meatloaf there, so it was perfectly safe. In fact meatloaf had befriended the locals who
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4I want that new MangoGinsengMintYak'sMilk shampoo that's on TV, and a pedicure please. Oh, and-" Santa stopped reading, Lord give me strength, he thought, why do I do this again?
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2"I hate YouTube! YouTube is stupid! I was just getting used to the previously stupid upgrade, and now they come with this crap! WHERE ARE MY SUBSCRIPTIONS?" Oh God, Jimmy relax
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6I looked at what remained of our great civilization, rubble and debris and poor people in 'shelters'. I had nowhere to run, the Elite had won. Anonymous was right all along.
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4in other words: mi stuff es MI stuff. Also, I don't want your stuff near my stuff or anywhere near my immediate surroundings. But........ what is stuff really? Why do we need so
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3Said the handsome and tall swedish gentleman. John, who had recently arrived in Stockholm felt uneasy. This beautiful man was offering a smörgåsbord of unidentifiable cold food and
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3At what age is one expected to start buying Christmas presents? I hated it when I was growing up. When I was 14 I bought my cousin Cindy (she was hot!) a pair of
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5people invented Gaviscon, Mr. Tomato's nemesis. One day Mr.Tomato partnered with Mr. Sugar and Mr. Vinegar and formed The Ketchup Alliance sponsored by Mr. Heinz. Mr Tomato became
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2A civilization so damned even mayan cockroaches are afraid to speak of. But that is the past, nowadays cockroaches are happy to just
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5. Or you can just ruin it for everyone by writing infantile babble and/or disregard basic grammar. Your pick! Oh, and since you are a fruit that goes well with beef, mr tomato
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7"But the end of the world... bla bla.. mayans.... bla bla... higher consciousness... bla bla....intergalactic alignment yada yada...." "Uhum, yeah.... pass the potatoes honey"
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4drink the milk, suddenly Mungo grew an enormous afro with matching giant sideburns. And since it was a really hot day he went out to see what he could find. The End.
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8that's who. That bastard. Elliot always had a funny feeling about librarians. He smashed a chair across her back and took the dead fishies and ran home. He would do a proper burial