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laxatives. The prim and proper Petticoat Gals were soon sweating and shifting - they couldn't leave in the middle of the tea party! - until they loudly, messily shat themselves. -
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." "That's what I just said." said the cybernetic spoon. He glared from behind his yellow sunglasses. "And now, you die." The spoon then stabbed the fork with his sword-arm.
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She was perfect. I walked up to the fairy horse girl and introduced myself, she whinnied in reply. We've been dating for 6 months.
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Today, C'thulhu woke up and got himself coffee. He checked the news headlines, only to discover that Donald Trump was now president. Of course, C'thulhu reacted with
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saturdays and wear sissy dresses and expose yourself to the entire school-" "Man, you have a weird idea of torture." The demon paused, then broke down. "It's true, I have a problem
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whined in agreement. "Oh, very well, Cerberus can cheer from the stands." Satan said. "Everyone else, prepare for one HELL of a bowling match!" Murray and the others cheered.
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but didn't count on the fact that Death was floating. With a gasp, the orange fell over, dead. Death picked it up and grinned. "Only one more ingredient needed for my fruit salad:
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to himself. "Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy." The naked man then turned off the beatles CD and contemplated why everyone was insistently ignoring him.
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and gave them the finger. "So long suckers!" I cried as I sprinted away from the stunned cops, my bare buttocks glinting in the moonlight.
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whiskey, then slammed it down and walked over. "Hey there." He said. "I couldn't help but notice your zombie cocktail. You see, I'm a zombie." He raised a rotting eyebrow. She
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and they were watching. Always watching. It was fifteen years before I accidentally stared at one of them, and then they came, eating me alive as a warning to all the other humans.
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smiled wide, as a tear rolled down her cheek. "Now THERE'S the man I married." She said, as the two sat down on the bench. They watched the sunset, and lived happily ever after.
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him, and as he walked out of the bolivian airport, he caught a taxi to the apartment. Once there, he peeked under the bed and saw the rifle where the note said it would be. He took
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Folding Story on Demand, you are able to get hints as to what you should put in the next line of the story! For example, the hint for the line "monkey butt cheeks" is
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EH, MAY AS WELL MAKE THE MOST OF THE CAPS LOCK KEY BEING STUCK - UEEEEH! UAAAAAGH! AH HA HA HA HA HA! CRAI SUM MOAR!!
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our own." "You're right, I'll apologize." I said to my sister. Then I said to my step-brother, "Sorry for misjudging you!" He didn't listen; he was too busy tying us up.
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I knew that could only mean one of two things: my mute, wheelchair-bound brother was going for help, or he had vengefully left me here to die. Hanging for dear life, I knew
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ting on an open fire. One of them walked up to the sentient horse and was about to kill her, when she turned around. "HI!" she screamed at the survivors. "I'm Pinkie Pie and I
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"You are all incompetent cowards!" The spy said to the Dadaists, and was about to go sap a sentry when he saw a group of buddhists. He went over to them and insulted them, saying "
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Even so, he was determined to wed his beautiful wife. He walked down the aisle proudly. Then he turned and watched with a smile as his bride was dragged screaming down the aisle.