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  It almost took his mind off those tangles in his weave. He missed the simpler days of the late 80s with Jheri Curl - back when it was OK for black folk to have their own

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  2011-02-02 00:54:34

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  leafed though a script for an abandoned German project for Henson, "Willy Wonka unt der Fudge Factory," a blush (and vomit) inducing hard-core adult flick that was

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  2011-02-02 00:51:05

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  Richard Gere to not even bother trying out for the role. The "Officer" part was being re-cast with a much younger actor to appeal to a modern, 21st Century audience - someone like

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  2011-02-02 00:46:30

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  a quick nooner - then off him after he "arrived" at the hotel. She should be back in time to give the power point at work at the 1:30 meeting. If only she

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  2011-02-02 00:43:30

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  "Cum Guzzling Road Whore Caught in Natural Environment" - She sued for defamation, false light and all kinds of other legal mumbo-jumbo the lawyers could make up. How could she

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  2011-02-02 00:39:12

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  I didn't bleach the pit stains out of my favorite T-Shirt for this crap, people! :Let's dance like you mean it." That must have gotten their attention, because

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  2011-02-02 00:34:24

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  crocodile tears, like a typical douchebag. Meanwhile, I brushed up on my pole work just in case the bar results came back with bad results. I was getting good, I mean really

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  2011-02-02 00:31:16

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  So I watched as he used a shop-at-home juicer to juice my beloved pets - along with some ice and fat free milk to make a low calorie, high-protein smoothie, which he forced me to

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  2011-02-02 00:27:09

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  But the gas they contained was not gasoline. No, instead the gas was made up of a curious mixture of

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  2011-02-02 00:22:58

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  helped - but nothing did the trick like hocakes. Nope, because

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  2011-02-02 00:20:17

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  He thought manscaping would be the answer, as he took alone time to apply a soothing salve to the razor burn on his freshly shorn scrotum. Sure, it impressed the ladies, but

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  2011-02-02 00:17:14

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  Perhaps it was the death grip he had on her hand and the sound of snapping bones. He hoped the look she gave him didn't mean there would be no sex tonight, But it

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  2011-02-02 00:14:21

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  the mosh pit of the Lilith Fair - except, maybe, the one at the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival. The military prowess there is almost as thick as the armpit hair. It makes

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  2011-02-02 00:11:08

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  The smell of fish was think in the air and could be noticed three counties away. It drew tourists and it drew

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  2011-02-02 00:07:45

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  prostrate position. "Could you pass me that tub of Lotrimin? I'm feeling yeastier than a bakery." Fighting off a gag reflex and ignoring the smell of fresh baked Crescent rolls, I

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  2011-02-02 00:04:05

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  with a skull and crossbones lighter given to her by her grandma, one of the original Hell's Angels biker chicks. It was her lucky charm, and she hoped it would work on this boat

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  2011-02-01 23:59:59

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  scent mucking up the works. Otherwise, he was distracted by the nudity of

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  2011-02-01 23:44:52

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  go there, get drunk and stagger back home for some awkward groping to the lounge music playing on the entertainment center. Unless it was a donkey-punch night, Petey would

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  2011-02-01 23:08:56

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  obscure cultural references to match my softer side of Sears fashion senses, but I found that

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  2011-02-01 23:05:16

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  His wares were popular in the surrounding villages. He took particular delight in his ability his excess sausages at below-market rate to the local orphanage, knowing that

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