Finished Folds (401—420)

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  - he always did. Ever since she caught him with the pool boy - he was all to eager to pay her off to ensure his closet door stayed permanently shut. She didn't mind being married

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  .. heck, he made up half of them. But it was a facade, he was having a hard time adjusting to the hook where his hand once was. Worse, his "alone time" was ruined due to

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  2011-02-02 02:01:01

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  were all aflutter, hoping they were next, and got fitted with hip-reinforcement braces as they booked up all the Jiffy Lube dealerships within a five-mile radius of his home. So he

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  2011-02-02 01:57:08

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  Hannah Montana in the ribs, it's barrel still warm from its last victim. She smiled a nervous - but toothy - grin, not realizing

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  2011-02-02 01:53:54

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  her father walked in on her and some random stray fellow she picked up, her bed chambers heavy with the lingering odor of KY and human musk? I shudder to think about it. But I

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  2011-02-02 01:51:47

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  filled it with sulphuric acid. He did it with another, and another, and another after that, continuing until all the paint balls were duly tainted - awaiting the grabby hands of

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  2011-02-02 01:37:03

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  of children lost at sea wailed - a sound to him like a sweet lullaby. He slept soundly that night for the first time in months. His only regret was

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  2011-02-02 01:34:19

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  the hands of the Axis Powers and under control of Austin Powers. At last, he

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  2011-02-02 01:32:05

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  liquor 40-ounce straight down his gullet in one gulp. He belched and waited for Chavez to pick up the phone. It was time for a regime change and he was

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  2011-02-02 01:30:05

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  attempted to make a diamond. Instead, it popped out after 10 minutes and hit the wall across the room, leaving a trail of

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  2011-02-02 01:27:06

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  rushing to their dictionaries. I vowed not to use any words of fewer than three syllables. William F. Buckley would be proud of me if he were still alive. I returned to writing

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  2011-02-02 01:24:30

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  my teeth started to come loose, so I knew it was time to

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  2011-02-02 01:20:56

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  hookers are scheduled to arrive on scene. This time, he made a mental note not to

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  2011-02-02 01:17:59

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  that way. His brain was broken and there was nothing he could do to fix it, short of

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  2011-02-02 01:14:59

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  therapy to no avail. It was about a useful as giving Britney Spears a

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  2011-02-02 01:13:05

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  a friend. After all, my mom always said. "Back door friends are best." I'm not sure she was aware of the dual meaning of that saying; I was hoping they wouldn't either. So I

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  2011-02-02 01:10:41

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  pre-cancerous Tammy Bakker clones, as long as they were authentic. That was the key - an authentic connection to the street. This would give her

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  2011-02-02 01:06:50

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  petitioning them, instead, to use ground autumn leaves as a flavoring agent. Despite initial resistance, the

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  2011-02-02 01:02:31

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  happy hour tab for you, anymore, Bucko. Sitting at the bar, waiting for the buzzer to announce our table, I was forced to drink cocktails with stupid names such as,

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  2011-02-02 00:59:45

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  spaying and neutering every mammal in sight - including the humans. So, she

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  2011-02-02 00:57:03