Finished Folds (21—40)
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3Other times, the grubs just wanted to gnaw on your brains make you docile and easy pickings for the
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2The positivity ended the next night when I was visiting a friend for dinner and his 72-year-old mother asked me what "donkey punch" meant. My friend swallowed hard and left the
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2your junk. Seriously, it's very photogenic. Have your tried trophy modeling? It's an up-and-coming field, especially for someone with your excellent
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4Suddenly, I had to pee. Banjo music did that to me. It was embarrassing because when I was a child, my family once
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4That's it. Bruno had mocked his owner one last time. The bird watched that the owner tapped away at the keyboard, unaware the tapping was a frantic search for budgie pie. Then, he
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5have to remember remind people to proactively identify their preferred pronouns. BUt as for this individual and their certain doom at the hands of Satan, I knew I had to
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3Her humming noise was mesmerizing - and unsettling. I looked at Anna and wished that she
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2to be cleaned thoroughly. Starting with your nasty
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6I looked at the egg. I'd eaten hundreds, if not thousands of eggs in my life. But this one was different. This one actually
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2But the decryption was too strong for the translating machine. Instead of coherent sentences, it spit out
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3Alfred then walked down to the Batcave to confront Bruce. Still incensed the man would dare cheat on Robin. "Master Bruce, I saw what you did with York and it's got me all
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6But none did as my consciousness slowly faded as my body vibrated gently to the rhythms of the southern hemisphere.
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2As I gardened, gazing towards the autumnal sky, I longed to run my finger through the trail of mucus left by a single speckled slug – innocuously thrusting past my rhododendrons –
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5The bright moonlight illuminated the sky, the thick clouds floated leisurely by just above the silhouette of tall, majestic trees, and I was viewing it all from the front row seat
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7Betty had eyes that said come here, lips that said kiss me, arms and torso that said hold me all night long, but the rest of her body said, “Fillet me, cover me in cornmeal."
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5Queen Bellaflora swept her wand o’er the waterfall’s foam, making it pop like the snot-bubbles on your baby sister’s face.
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4Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.
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2bipolar medications. No, the mood swings weren't the problem. The real issue was Harper's irrational fear of fleas infesting his
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4Somehow, I'm the one who gets cornered into explaining to a 70-year-old lady what the term "donkey punch" means (she asked). Then, everyone is pissed because I told her the truth.
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5ph Infection. His seeping sores spread like wildfire - and were contagious. Unfortunately, whipping cream and fruit compote was the only thing he had on hand and it was useless to