Finished Folds (861—880)
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2Blondie once had a song called, "Rapture," about a man from Mars that eats cars and guitars.
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2macrame and other forms of string and knotted rope art. Her 70s flashback voice is enough to make a person drink Reunite on ice. Iced wine: the 70s were sheer, unadulterated hell.
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1The cat drools when you pet it.
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4tater tots and fish sticks warmed up in the microwave. As I read the box's list of ingredients, I asked my partner, "What's scrod cod, anyway?" in case Her Majesty asked.
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1American cheese. It's just nasty.
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6I'd opted for smaller implants.
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3probes your mouth, as long as you do not complain. But who would complain? He is dreamy.
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1being able to read. It was dank and had a peculiar odor about it, too. So, I curled up, and went to sleep, content I tried my best, despite failing. Tomorrow was another day.
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6nice homosexual man who accomanpied it. I later felt bad calling him a "fruitcake" the first time we met. It turned out he saved my life more than once after that fateful day.
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4in English, either. What's up with that? I'm being terrorized by a bilingual psychopath.
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3would cross my mind? I was trying not to thing about it, but the voice grew louder and were speaking nonsense, or was it?
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1all that cheese oozing out of those holes.
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5he looked like a Hollywood star or a Secret Service agent. On the plus side, it got him a lot of tail as long as he didn't remove them. When he did, the girls saw what they covered
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0"It's like when you don't know if it's gonna be shit or a fart, but you fart anyway. Sometimes you just need to let it rip; take a chance!" So, I did. And I gave it the gas!
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4that happens. But now my throat was sore and tender from being violated.
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7not likely. I'd just been through the airport screening and was groped and fondled by the TSA guard, who looked bored as I was touched in places a member of my same sex had never
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1reality TV shows try to show the goods, only to have censors blur out the details.
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1manage to cheer the world up, but today was not one of those days. Instead, he had the opposite affect; a Midas touch in reverse.
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1a Big Brother-type reality show. But this was my life and it was not the reality I wanted to live.
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4I smelled of circus peanuts. You know, those nasty orange marshmallowy things with the fake banana flavor? I reeked of them and I would never fully forgive him for that years later