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  "I'm sorry, sweetie," with that adorable smile that got him out of must jams. She forgave him by flushing the toilet, which caused his shower to produce scalding hot water that

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  2011-02-01 20:24:07

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  was back in the days when Oprah Winfrey used to have a scarf attached to her left shoulder for to apparent reason. Then again, back then, girls used to have crispy bangs, too and

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  2011-02-01 20:19:56

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  moaned gibberish from a corner of the room - nothing out of the ordinary there. The light of the pyre shined upon Suzanne Sommers, who was busy

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  2011-02-01 20:15:51

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  for curly fries, although they both wore t-shirts will telltale grease stains and crumbs. Kirk's greasy beer belly rubbed against George's as they danced, causing static buildup

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  2011-02-01 20:13:33

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  every jar within reach, meaning they now had to be refrigerated to preserve freshness unless used immediately. A can of Vienna sausages also was opened, which attracted the

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  2011-02-01 20:08:54

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  Sure, its remarks were cutting, but

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  2011-02-01 20:05:11

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  she worked out her frustration by dressing in a red bikini and ugg boots and rode rush hour public transit, rubbing up against people in in appropriate ways. This was effective but

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  2011-02-01 20:03:29

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  .. make that my *blatant* lactose love affair. I even named my cat "Homogenize." But, I call her Jenny for short. She likes milk too, but it makes her

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  2011-02-01 19:59:16

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  swarming Belinda Carlisle, attracted to her heady funk, and forcing the rest of the GoGos to shun her more than usual. This meant that

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  2011-02-01 19:51:27

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  that odor! I rushed over to the nearest window to open it and let in fresh air. Although I knew some people liked the smell, to me it was like a whiff of rotten

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  2011-02-01 19:49:02

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  The thought made me wistful. It also made me have the sudden urge to

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  2011-02-01 19:45:13

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  She loved Kraft Mac 'n' Cheese - not for the flavor, but for the unnatural orange color. She had a sexual fetish for orange hues. On her weak days, she head over to Home Depot to

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  2011-02-01 19:42:28

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  revealed itself. I had grown it from seeds I ordered last year from the Burpee seed catalog. But by the suspicious looks I got, others thought the watermelon was actually a

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  2011-02-01 19:39:14

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  The music was almost loud enough to drown out the screams in the streets outside his second story loft's window. He played the guitar harder, trying not to think about the

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  2011-02-01 19:35:10

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  dancing in no time. He loved Dance Dance Revolution on his Wii - the telltale whoosh at the beginning of his favorite number made him tingle in a way he hadn't felt since

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  2011-02-01 19:33:10

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  Because Peurto Rico was a jewel of the West Indies. Not only were the sandy beaches inviting, the waters a stunning blue, but it was also home to Ricky Martin.

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  2011-01-31 00:51:24

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  into his pockets and pulled out a

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  2011-01-31 00:48:22

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  stay up all night in the computer lab playing text-based adventure games before he flunked out of school. But until then, he

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  2011-01-31 00:23:53

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  didn't bother. Her patience was wearing quite thin, as was the material at the knees of her favorite pantsuit.

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  2011-01-31 00:07:02

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  at DragonCon cavorting with a group of Stormtroopers. All was cool until some activist showed up and called them sinners. So, he

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  2011-01-31 00:03:26