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  a bidet. Fascinated, I

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  2011-01-31 00:00:48

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  Liza Minelli was even there lolling in the surf, snorting up half the beach. She only stopped long enough to smile groggily for the cameras, her grin marred by

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  2011-01-30 23:59:03

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  Andy picked it up. Best dust shooter he'd every seen. Looked like it could fetch

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  2011-01-30 23:56:35

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  that new loofa sponge he bought at Smart and Final during lunch hour home for some quality private time this evening. He tingling thinking about

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  2011-01-30 23:54:09

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  dance on street corners for a living anymore. He'd worn out enough cardboard I his day. Anyway, break dancing really hasn't been the same since the Electric Boogaloo Left town and

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  2011-01-30 23:51:33

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  involve watching reruns of Soul Train overdubbed with the music and dialog from Hee-Haw. Each contestant is given a single cyanide capsule. In 27 years there has yet to be a single

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  2011-01-30 23:47:27

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  a jumper and pooh-pooh all that is American. Yes, I an a right douche bag from the Great White North and proud of it. Too bad my

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  2011-01-30 23:42:43

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  all obsessed with the return of the sweater vest and the "new pastels." I had to leave for fear of

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  2011-01-30 23:40:13

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  bit crazy. I learned this when I was a roadie for Prince and the Revolution during the Paisly Park era. I'd mostly hang with Sheila E. and gossip about

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  2011-01-30 23:38:02

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  appease Zuul and the minor gods. Three more minutes on her belly, her tender nape exposed and she'll be ripe for sacrifice. Her whimpers were like music; her struggles were like

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  2011-01-30 23:34:18

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  glimmer of recognition and betrayal mixed with pain and a "why me" expression as the life drained from its eyes. That made me giggle. And it made me

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  2011-01-30 23:31:05

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  ... " then nothing; the power of speech left me. I was struck permanently dumb on the spot. Needless to say, my inlaws enjoyed my company much more from that day on, but my wife

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  2011-01-30 23:28:07

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  bit down hard into my high-fiber lady finger snack. My mouth watered as I

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  2011-01-30 23:25:15

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  the cast iron cloak hook on the foire wall. Damn zombies got Granny. But at least now with her brains leaking out her ears, she'll rest in piece.

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  2011-01-30 23:19:39

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  I've searched the Internet, but nowhere can I find advice on how to approach a spouse to tell 'em you think their rewatching of Hellraiser movies nightly before bedtime is creepy.

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  2011-01-30 23:14:44

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  I've searched the Internet, but nowhere can I find advice on how to approach a spouse to tell 'em you think their rewatching of Hellraiser movies nightly before bedtime is creepy.

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  2011-01-30 23:14:43

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  gods of old with that move, he did. Mighty Thor grabbed his war hammer and vowed kitty vengeance for the death of the exploded-head furry critter. With a thunderclap, he

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  2011-01-30 23:01:57

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  I absent mindedly scratched myself, unaware everyone was watching me.

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  2011-01-30 22:00:27

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  The auto-correct of my iPad makes me look like a moron as it auto-incorrects my typing to make it look like I type in tongues.

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  2011-01-30 21:58:44

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  my soul as I remembered all the homes he'd sit on me and fart, making me bask in his stink. No, it was time for revenge - and some Armor All to freshen my

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  2011-01-30 21:52:02