Finished Folds (501—520)

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  So I got RID of them.

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  2011-01-30 21:48:04

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  This made him hungry. So, he turned to his father and asked

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  2011-01-30 21:47:15

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  stale, but still edible. Unwrapping the pink nugget of bubblegum, she stopped a moment to read the cartoon, giggling to herself. Yup, Bazooka Joe was as inane as ever. She wiped

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  2011-01-30 21:43:13

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  like hammered shit. Tequila shooters always did that to her. Well, tequila and her penchant for one night stands at FurryCon. Her nickname was Lint Trap because

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  2011-01-30 21:39:32

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  of town, as the statue's right arm points to he nearest Interstate onramp. The, left one

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  2011-01-30 21:37:03

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  at the thought of men and str a dogs licking behind his ears. He donned his best tight jeans and two-sizes too small t-shirt, and headed out to the club, a smoldering bouillon pube

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  2011-01-30 21:34:11

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  odd." Just then, the Drag Queen Avengers arrived on scene. "Who's been messing with one of mah ladies?" RuPaul, the leader asked in a very glamourous way. It's time to lipsynch for

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  2011-01-30 21:29:01

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  the macarena of death. That'll show that two-stepping maniac not to show his face around here anymore. He'll probably end up on Jerry Springer, anyway, confessing his

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  2011-01-28 02:53:50

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  I trapped as many boobies as I could get.

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  2011-01-28 02:50:34

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  took up life as a member of a castrati boy band specializing in covers of ABBA songs. They were a big hit with 50-something women, so he

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  2011-01-28 02:45:17

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  cutting a bitch. That was her way.

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  2011-01-28 02:42:14

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  he was born with Hydrocephalus, which explained a lot. The fact that his mother resembled nothing more than a tarted up zombie didn't help matters much.

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  2011-01-28 02:41:07

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  A room full of drooling idiots who love spam. That's why

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  2011-01-28 02:37:48

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  acknowledging he was hated by all and committed suicide to the relief of the general populace.

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  2011-01-28 02:36:35

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  was about as welcome here as a fart in a crowded hot tub.

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  2011-01-28 02:35:15

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  cancelled the cable subscription and immediately sough counseling to cure himself of this affliction. He relied solely upon Netflix to avoid

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  2011-01-28 02:33:50

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  was produced by and for the mentally retarded.

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  2011-01-28 02:30:47

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  started to bleed, staining her pants from the inside out. She was mortified.

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  2011-01-27 00:50:18

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  beer bellies. They preferred to be referred to as "chick magnets."

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  2011-01-27 00:31:16

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  by its very name, "sub-ocean" means no water.. (below the water) - which was not good for them one bit. But being Hanna-Barbera knock-off cartoons, they were not known for their

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  2011-01-27 00:21:52