Finished Folds (541—560)
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3tackle them, and wrestle them out of their underwear before running home with her prize in order to boil it and drink the juice. Thank god for Craigslist for keeping that desire in
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3But the real reason was his allergy to deodorant which resulted in appalling B.O. and his chronic halitosis was no icing on the cake. So, I moved to a new city to avoid an awkward
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0The gender ambiguity was not an issue. It was the hands in the pants and farting to warm them habit, before bringing its fingers up to its nose to sniff for the full effect that
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2Sure, waxing was out and chest hair was back in a big way according to all the fashion mags - but he wished his mom wasn't so trendy in this department. Her veritable forest of
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3live a lie. But that was not happening, no siree. He flipped trough the phone book, looking for a nipple pride organization, dreaming of pride parades and nipple-palooza.
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4either douching or as a breath freshener. The jury was out, so it was marketed for both - but under different brand names, of course. Such was the common practice at the agency, to
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2Or was it Almond Joy? She was in the mood for a nut - but trolling the halfway house for tawdry sex was a habit she was trying to shake, but she craved a
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0They tried to ignore the crab lice gnawing at their nethers, hoping that no one would notice their uncomfortable shifting of weight as they fought the temptation to scratch
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2a cliche looking for a purpose anyway, so it all turned out for the better. But just then,
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6it had been sitting out in the sun all day. Life in the trailer park was like that - it was mostly old people living in tin cans and the hot summer days drove 'em out for fear of
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2Barbara Mandrell end up doing after her 1980s show was cancelled? The world may never know.
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2seconds or so. I prided myself on my ability to make quick decisions. So I headed toward the love of my life and
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2bad makeovers that were driving customers away from the MAC counter. This irritated her to no end.
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2time, but only in Quebecois French, which was too muddy to be understood by European francophones. So, everyone was continually late and
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3re-arranged her labia like she was folding origami swans, not caring that she was horrifying onlookers and causing sneezng fits due to plumes of dust rose from her briar patch.
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2It was almost as effective and insightful as calling in Tabitha Coffey to come in and take over for the week.
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3the machine that controlled the vibrating bed's magic fingers. He hoped, aside from the massage, that the vibrations would smoke out any bed bugs hiding in the crevices of the
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1dressed to accentuate their lady lumps, but the effect was nil. It was like
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2drove as fast as he could to get the new costume to wardrobe in time for that evening's Lady Gaga concert. She was sure to love the cuts of meat and organs he'd chosen for
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1crack walnuts as effectively as his grandmother used to with hers. He'd already gotten the