Finished Folds (741—760)
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2sniff his fingers and try to guess where they'd been. He loved this game, but it explained why he had so few friends these days. No matter, he still
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1audience went wild. Bristol Palin was finally famous for something aside from getting knocked up by a guy in a mullet. Her mom celebrated by gutting a deer for the celebration. The
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4leather bear this side of the Folsom Street fair. Just then the doorbell rang, mom was on time as usual, but how was she going to react to the pierced tattooed man in chaps? So he
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1hookers and he'd already worked his way through each available pair in the western hemisphere. So, he decided it was time to expand his
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1in the car when you are alone is preferred by the likes of the super villainess, Oprah Winfrey and her sidekick Gail. She loved road trips, but she cherished alone time allowing a
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5my clothes to show the world that a 40-something man can fit his paunchy ass into vintage Wonder Woman underoos. The lace edges we biting into my upper thighs, but I liked the
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220 Helens agree, one should never refreeze sea bass. Not only is it dangerous, it totally causes the fish oils to separate from the proteins. That's what happened mid kiss as she
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3use the ol' nipple ignition switch technique his mom taught him back in the 8th grade. At the time, he resented her for stealing his childhood. But these days, he knew better as
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1the ova-lacto set. But that was before genetically modified eggs hit the scene. Sure, omelettes would never be the same, but the real casualty was
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1off he went to his Paranoid Racists Anonymous meeting. He lost his job, again - he *was* a cultural dinosaur stuck in a new
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4was fascinated by that thing. She'd hold her vessel under the spout and the contraption would fill it up with the nectar of the gods. He didn't know which
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0empty candy wrappers and breath that smelled of stale powdered milk. Needless to say, she wasn't the favorite aunt among the children, but she
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4washed within the past month or so, she might have been interested. "Are you French?" she asked. He returned her query with a puzzled look. She continued, "It's just that I can
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4That Colt 45 wasn't the malt liquor he and his brother used to get drunk on in middle school. Those were the days. Good times, indeed. Instead, he
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6undoubtedly attract more tasty children for the slaughter. Hopefully chubby ones. They cooked up better, the fat layer causing a delicious crispy skin when breaded right. His mouth
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3ambivalence about working. Baseball is not the national pastime, it's clock watching. But little did these sandy creatures know, the clocks had been staring back at them since
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3He carefully removed a coin purse from his pocket. Fashioned out of a kangaroo scrotum, it was a novelty gift received at last year's white elephant exchange. But now it held
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1My mind was reeling with semi-cliches and - like a Tourettes sufferer, I kep spouting them out to any passerby. He who laughs last laughs
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0This year, the team was challenged to come up with a machine that would perform twelve tasks on
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3Every year hundreds of thousands of undocumented immigrants make the perilous trek across the U.S.-Mexican border, risking arrest, detention and the threat of abuse as they seek