Finished Folds (721—740)
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5A three-time bar exam failure, she lamented her current position as a pedicurist. Life could be worse, but it's hard to imagine how as her current client had feet that
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2I know from first-hand experience that certain parts of that city smell of cat urine and
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2The computer screen flashed its error message: No document with DOI "10.1.1.71.8225" The supplied document identifier didn't match any document in our
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4Globalization is not an even process, but occurs on many levels simultaneously and with different levels of
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2Here I am, tied to the journey of a musical instrument through the ages and across continents, transcending spatial and temporal dimensions, a mere sub-plot, interwoven with the
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4We're a group of adventurers that travels across continents and through centuries in a helium balloon combating the League of Darkness - a conspiracy of powerful aristocrats who
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0I've told you before how much I hate it when you
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2David and Vic were farmers with adjoining property. They had been fighting for several years about water rights. Vic passed David while driving his truck and became angry when
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2There was recently a major release of substances from a waste disposal site in the county. Owen is the current owner of the site; Fred is a former owner. Hap is the producer of the
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3The homeowner kept a handgun on his bedside table in order to protect himself against intruders. A statute provides that "all firearms must be stored in a secure container that is
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5see if I put them in my will. I have half a mind to spend my last days in Vegas and blow it all on games, booze and hookers. But that's how I got into this mess to begin with. So I
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1paid it no heed as his determination was colder than the night air around him. Slowly, he approached the house, careful not to make noise to rouse the inhabitants. The door was
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1a squeeze and see what Mr. Whipple does. I bet you're too afraid to try. You always were and you always will
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3"Was" - that dreaded past-tense verb meaning things lost. Josh steeled himself for what she was going to say next, biting back his burgeoning
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2that old people smelled funny. Not funny, really - just off, like milk about to go bad at any minute. That's what it was like. Something you dreaded happening to yourself, but you
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4but in rural Indiana at that time it was acceptable to have an Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom. Still, it was awkward when the twins' fourth grade teacher assigned a family tree project and
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2vintage Hustler magazine and those anal beads his grandma left him in her will. Even though they'd seen better days, they brought back memories of Christmases past to comfort his
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4he got to the letter G, which terrified him. As a child, he was traumatized by the Sesame Street episode sponsored by that letter, so Ted avoided it at all costs. Even his wife
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1ways the females weren't. The secret lie in the allure of a freshly de-nuded scrotum; that was the key to his super powers. Only one person new of this weakness and it was his
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41996 incident when a group of upstarts failed to acknowledge his prowess at nodding. He was the inspiration for the original bobble head and he didn't let anyone forget it. Then a