Finished Folds (201—220)
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3Some three years after the Antifold exhibition at the Museum of Unusual Objects, next door to Hell, the foldeesstill folded lines. There was no lack of inspiration for stories.
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2More chickens were hatched. Sir John had counted his chickens before they hatched, ignoring the good advice of the Queen. The eggshell sculpture she made was a readymade recipe for
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2The deputy said. Robocop Robbie was sent out to investigate and found the dog innocent. The sheriff had no reason to be there except to visit his girlfriend, Spider Queen. She was
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1This has been true ever since the Eisenhower era, when all you had to do was be a Communist.Martin was no activist type, just bored with the status quo. Pictures of matchstick men
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0The deer roaming the forest. The Earth Lord had special binoculars to spot the demons to the firepit, promising them venison stew. The demons were blindfolded and this couldn't see
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1Will have escaped too and we will be like the characters in "The Road". The charred ruins of the old world will be our path to survival. I carry a pocket knife, so beware of trying
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3Br'er Rabbit and Uncle Remus were experts on tar babies. They created the tar pit for their sculptures of famous people. There was to be an exhibition of their sculptures at the
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4Almost four years after the first umbrage took place, the last one blew the entire Old Neighborhood into smithereens. The coroner counted 4,846,015 bits and pieces, a new record.
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1The houses were mostly pubescent students of Professor Ziti, instructional supervisor. His minions distributed clearasil tubes and the denizens of the scholarly City of Tee
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2Prince of the House of Blues. The heels were poorly attached so they flew south and I wore my Nike's. Blimey! The toes wept all night so I couldn't sleep. The Prince played his
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5Prizma mentioned he was now a she, so be very careful. The red dress he wore revealed something that Ellen Degeneres found so lovely she whispered something in his right ear.
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2Unprecedented: a remote controlled whoopee cushion. That evening when they sat down to watch the latest episode of "House", they ate pepperoni pizza and the button was pushed.
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4Chef Boyardee had another son who thought the sauce was too reminiscent of the junk food at school. The homemade sauce was better by far. The food critics agreed. It was remade.
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6Followed his own gut instincts and rigged a new code. This was his protection. As it turns out, no onecat folding stories was able to decipher the message. Planetkiller vanished.
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6There were the friendliest tomatoes I had ever met. The spinach family invited me for dinner. I was learning to eat vegetarian when the sausage called. Their gardens were splendid
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8That the Master banned them toothy fruit from the temple. There were no dentists within 500 miles, each monk had his own supplies of dental tools and helped the others with
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2Was half the story. The local casino was Jack's favourite hangout and he learned from a high roller who had years of experience. Jack played poker with his friends regularly and
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1Else do witches play hockey with broom sticks? Her opponents were not going along with her scheme and put landmines made of dog droppings where she went to make witches brew tea.
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10Was a cat in a bookshop. His job was sniffing the books and greeting customers. He even guarded the sidewalk against dogs. Next, he had what could be called a Gemini dream.
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2Elvira started an instagram page for the company. It was designed by Mr. Butters, who used a lot of elbow grease to create the effect of flying U-Bahns in the background. Suddenly,