Finished Folds (2361—2380)
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1I have to become one. The Wizard waved his wand and granted my request. "Keep a journal of your experiences for future rereference!", he said. I said okay and stuffed it in my shoe
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1Manifesto declaring the chief liars dead meat and having their dogs grab an axe to deliver the message. The dogs understood and weren 't arrested because they had only three legs.
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2It open only to find a message dated August 6, 2027. It read: Dear varmints, I have travelled using my own time machine. I built it all myself, using instructions by H.G. Wells. He
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1As Russian tomatoes refused to allow Mother Superior to throw them at me. They stayed together in the garden in the back. "Hell no, we won't go!", they shouted in unison.
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0Not be so obsessed with plastic crime waves. My mum was thoroughly alarmed at my sunshine sequences that started at sunrise. I got up and ate porridge, as usual. Organic brown rice
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3Gives me instructions likes meatball sandwiches, but I am vegetarian. Mr. Kilroy knows he cannot force me to eat meat. I like Rice & Shine. Gluten free meatball sandwiches are the
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4Geiger counter she carried. The summer sausages went first, then the bratwursts. Next to sell out were the knockwursts. The worst of the wursts were the jalapeno sausages. Only the
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2The tweets that resulted were substantially less intelligible than those the previous day. Cheap labor was blamed for the loss of optimism among the stunned celebs. More suicides
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2The dumplings were an old family recipe from Mme. Rousskaki. Her family was Greek and Russian. The Vitava lived for the idour of Mme. Roussaki's cooking, as did the camp inmates.
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1His clothes line was too successful. Hilfiger had expanded his line to include such fashionable items as skateboard sneakers and vests. Dr. Woo had few outlets with Sears closings.
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0The tellie, which was broadcasting the king's speech. The screen shattered into 5,253,023 pieces. His mum was furious. "That was not your tellie! What do I tell Grandfather?"
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2Confetti and remnants of the meteorite that had just passed overhead exactly 2:64 ago. Ted had to change all his clothes and quickly put his parrot costume on before his wife came.
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2Plasticene droplets which made all of us cough. I was coughing too. The parachute became nervous and threatened to let me drop into the taxis below on Sixth Avenue. I stopped and
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0His attempt at dancing but she quickly realised this was three years after Shark Lady had bitten him. Was that Shark Lady on the tellie, channel 748? It sure looked like her!
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1And used his gigantic paws to grab all the guacamole and chips. Dr. Ruben von Rauch had to hunt to have some dinner after that and of course Bear wanted the wild goose too. "No!',
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1Made that was released on youtube three years later, much to their embarrassment. It was anonymously posted. Sir Gawain was parading around with a vintage poker chip on his nose.
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2"Are you drunk again?", he asked. "Drunk with what?", Jillian asked him. Then the line went dead and that was the last time they spoke. Three years later, the golden parachute was
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3Why you want fifteen minutes of fame, but not like this." Mary looked like she had taken a magic mushroom and was silent as she got dressed and finally got off the horsehair sofa.
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1Was employed at General Motors until the factory closed and nearly got run over by a car with bad brakes. He was replaced by Mr. Roboto and Kilroy. This litter was her last one.
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0The ones made when he was high and played the piano without a sense of melody. How Mr. Mushroom pulled that off, nobody knew! Mrs. Mushroom had a body that looked like a mushroom.