Finished Folds (2501—2520)
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3Her book, Dorcas Dishes, was published for the eighth time and given an Oprah Award for best cookbook. Oprah had her as a guest on July 27, 2016. Her brownies were a smash hit. End
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4Sued me for libel, since I used her as a character in my folding story without her permission. We settled out of court, in the end. She loved this folding story and spared the axe.
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6Declared after rating his costume, which was a tomato head and cucumber skin suit, with black shoes from Mephisto, costing $300 at a shop down the Avenue de L'Opera. He bowed.
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4Delilah had a nervous breakdown and called her friend, the witch doctor. Dr. Wicked was an expert lobotomist. August had heard lobotomies were helpful at curing mental illnesses.
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4This was now a third world banana republic, food shortages and all. In the streets people fought over food. Winter was coming and it was going to be colder and wetter.
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3Of surprise was on my face as I saw it fly across the room, while Jenny The Cat watched and tried to grab it. The flying tattoo was too fast for our cat but she tried her best. End
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3I had a bus pass with unlimited travel for 30 days and took 1,000 dollops out of the bank. My rucksack was filled with 30 days of snacks for the road. The bus arrived at 8:40:15.
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5The ship I had scheduled arrived on schedule. The porter took my baggage aboard and I followed. Where the ship went I didn't yet know, but my lottery winnings had paid for it all.
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4The odour of lemons, so he had to talk about other fruits and vegetables after an hour. This was a strict rule. Det. Manatee was in the audience, so he did CPR on the man who
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2The true meaning of the moment: I could no longer eat Chinese takeout food. My mum said there were other places I could eat out at, and that I needed a change. It was long overdue!
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2Knew she wouldn't listen to him about such issues. Louis pretended not to notice as he greeted her. "Well, hello, Mum." She seemed disoriented and Louis asked about her health. She
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2Someone she knew was getting death threats daily, so she called Miss Marple. Miss Marple came right over, as usual. They had tea and crumpets while discussing the new case. Soon,
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1Member of his folding stories team. Their basketball matches became safe ways to express frustration with long words, leaving the folding stories for the wordsmiths among us here.
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3Parties attended by trance dummies practising mime. They were well known for playing with fire every time they missed the train or bus. She vowed revenge and figured out how to end
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3Exacerbated the deliberately visceral effect of revealing what is in those drawers. The professor made his famous artichoke stew and served it with roasted pigeons from the station
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3How you get initiated into the group of maggots you chose when you applied for admission long ago. We chose you because you are a good maggot. Consider yourself lucky! You made it.
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2Useful idiot like all the other creatures of the night. Birds are in it for the prey." The bird flew around the room, catching bats and dropping the dead bats like confetti.
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1Way of dealing with the angry universe. Hawking came down with Stockholm Syndrome, and suddenly became even more unreliable. At 3am, he became a cat-man and never lost his fur.
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3Stealing the lipstick and wearing it to school on days when he crossdressed. It caused the teachers to call him a purple penguin. His Mom didn't know what purple penguins were!
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4Effective at cleansing the world of useful idiots. The debate went on for three years, and the useful idiots graduated high school and college. That made matters even worse!