Finished Folds (241—260)
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2Elled my new slogan:"You kill em we chill em." My job at the city morgue was assured and I saw so many corpses I lost track. Now its 2017 and I advise the ship captains about this
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1Silicon valley hacked his Apple mail and he had to change his address completely. Satan had his own email server and gave Steve Jobs a new email: stevej@satanmail.com in 2017.
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2Eat a Big Mac with fries. There is no McDonald's nearby so you make your own burgers using bison. The children are furious and you tell them Dr. Oz recommends leaner meats. No salt
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1We were regulars. We cooked breakfast for the others in the Temple of Ra. I preferred ham and eggs, while Ra cooked kickass breakfast burritos. The jalapeños were pleased as to how
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4A saint-at least until 2017. Toes went to the Himalayas and found his guru. By October he was ready to start blessing the pilgrims who let Toes massage their soul and their feet.
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4Four years later, the cold case was reopened and Mr. Bubbles was arrested. The butler now sold bathtub gin and owned a brewpub. Det. Lomklumps happened to stop by after a hard day.
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3Treatment according to Dr. Sardonicus, who specialises in the primal scream. Donuts were cheap and plentiful at the settee table. His assistant, a lion named Leo, served them every
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1Next door was stunned at how I put on a leopard robe to get the mail. His pet lion is jealous. I was reading the Onion when my pet leopard answered the phone. It was you replying.
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2The Billie and checked on them every so often. They were to be served with braised cauliflower and broccoli topped with Cheddar sauce. The Billie was what they used daily to cook
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1Sighting of Benjamin Bunny. Uncle Pervious and Benjamin Bunny watched the harvest moon on October 5, 1789. Without a camera he had to do a quick sketch. The third nostril opened.
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1The oven switched itself off and then called Manhohan by name. "You want to burn the house down?" Manhohan was stunned the oven spoke English. It was midnight. The house was silent
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2He made a bonfire with her head and Bill's in light of the new reality. This was no joke, he was reading literary texts to violin and piano accompaniment on October 31st, 2017.
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4Four years later he was done with politics and would run Dante's Pizzeria. "Have it delivered or go to Hell" was the slogan. Hell was located at 3023 W. Armitage, next door to the
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1The tea ceremonies of the Zen monks and use them to enlighten people. The Master himself knee we needed to be enlightened. After that we took no-doz and the Master didn't mind.
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1Babyface Bieber was still searching for his nemesis four years after he went on highway 61 and got lost. He drifted off into no-man's-land. He accidentally found his monkey eating
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1Almost 4-1/2 years latet , Mr. Ed was on TV with his slogan, "A horse is a horse, of course of course, unless its Mr. Ed." He started a distillery in an abandoned warehouse, where
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5Infuriated by God's lack of response to her emails. His holy servants were embroiled in controversy over the whole notion of a contract with God, who declared it illegal to do that
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4Tom Foolery was no ordinary fool. He taught the students fifth grade logic and that meant hotrodding in the alley at night, going 190 mph. His own 1966 Mustang was living proof.
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4And read the Bhagavad gita. George Harrison himself quietly sat there and watched us from a distance. Dolan was busy listening to the talking heads on CNN. We left a bomb in the TV
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2Enough to catch Mr. Squirrel and family eating my sunflowers. Horse legs, especially when. You have four of them, are a really good hunting tool and a free one at that. Better than