Finished Folds (2881—2900)
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5Was he this dark an individual? What colour was his aura? He had to find out, so he rang the nearest occult bookstore. His old friend worked there.
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0Was planning a gig to surpass all other gigs he had done under the name Barkley United. He and his bandmates plotted the whole thing over tea and scones at his mum's house. She was
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4Hammersmith tube station, there was a crowd waiting. It was rush hour and they were looking for Jimmy Jazz. He was nowhere to be found and had a gig at 8pm that day! It sold out.
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2And the word was unpronounceable as well as impossible to spell. Who chose it?
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1The drop bear shattered glasses into 3,500,534 pieces. One piece got into Ben 's eyes. Ouch! There was blood everywhere the drop bear went, it seemed. He was banned from shops.
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0Theatre complete with sound effects, whilst the lights came on. "Everyone must leave", the voice on the p/a announced. The stampede of zombies had begun, at last. Alex Jones warned
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2With ten large rooms and a separate garage for three cars, from scratch. Their mum was stunned, and asked how they did it. They said it was top secret. The 3 girls thought, uh-oh!
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1Said, "How dare you commit blasohemy? Poker Face is a great actor." Then the Mother Superior took Simon Fuller to task for other reviews he wrote which she disagreed with.
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2Man who wore only grey and black. He wanted a meanie martini, right now. Could the Chinese man make it? If not, He would have to learn how!
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2Two bottles of Jagermeister. Her Siamese cat was trained to alert others when she was drunk. Taipan would end up doing this daily, in recent weeks. Her mum was very concerned too.
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2"I am not sure. It depends on the light. In the fluorescent blue light, you look like Elaine. In the white fluorescent light, you look completely different." "What? The blue light
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0Lady in the blue dress. A flying mannequin or two added to the aura of sanity during a surrealistic summer like this one. The Gecko loved flying mannequins after seeing one at the
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3Massaging, etc. This was summer 2016, and some things were still legal. Murder was still illegal. But one could still polish off a cold one on a hot day.
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1Three years later, this was a ubiquitous question. It was all the more puzzling as well. The world had turned upside down. No other words for it.
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3Satirists, one of which was Jonathan Swift. Rabelais lived there too. They shared a two flat and lived on different floors. Who else lived there, I wondered.
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3Swirling in the air and shouting nasty words. Is this a nightmare or is it real?
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0And the thought police were there to arrest him. I became a peregrine falcon and flew away. That way, I escaped and lived happily ever after. Nona and Squawker remembered me!
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4There were many fish, commonly found in sushi. Three years later, these fish were toxic from Fukushima radiation. This was the last supper!
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4Still believed the world was going to end soon. Nothing could convince them otherwise. Their guru was going to be replaced, though, and they freaked out.
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1But the peppermint instead. The dentist was a red wolf whose big paws were less clumsy with novacaine than the human Dr. Wolf replaced upon the human's retirement.