Finished Folds (521—540)
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2These days a college degree is worthless. Life is crazy, beer is good. That country song nails it.
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2I, hubba-bubba became a mouse and escaped. My phone was with me. Whew! I was free and could breathe.
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3My first wish was to have the recipe for rabbit stew Uncle Johann promised me fifty years ago. I was told it was adults only. My cousin made the second wish:
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2Experimenting with cats as sensory guides as you proceed to launder different monkeys. Don't start with gorillas. Madame Dujardin tried that and was eaten alive. This was 1954.
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1At they were talking about. He sang for the submarine where the schmucks lived. They painted it yellow and grew beards, even the ladies. They all dressed in black. In short they
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2Quiet dinner with jam sarnies and Dutch apple pie. only Rembrandt showed up, paintbrush in hand. To prepare the painting, he borrowed my Rapidograph. It was his souvenir.
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2Some key lime pie as I sang "When I win the lottery". Then the iceman arrived and said, "you rang?* I had accidentally dialed M for Murder. Sure enough, the club manager
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3S you feel when you read the final proof?" Mr. Hippo was flattered and read Kipling's books tochos numerous offspring. He was a good grandfather and taught them well. Of course, it
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3Digby's was closed permanently and investigations took three years. Digby was allowed to reopen but no maple syrup was allowed. No substitute was available so lingonberry sauce was
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3G it. Three years later, Steven Spielberg directed the massacre of the Food Police when the construction robots were refused coffee at McDonald's. They were told, no robots allowed
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4Tupac and his ghost stalked the club where he had last seen Usher. Top Doc said they needed to play possum then let the dogs out. 50 Cent arrived, unaware of their plans to
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2The atmospheric changes from the grand solar minimum could changey route through the clouds. I could land somewhere other the New Zealand coast. Hmmm.
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1Three years later, Chince had a beard like Michael Stipe and sometimes was a doppelganger for him. Michael Stipe was so impressed he had Chince be a coconspirator on his new work.
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3Ed to fold this line with a poker face but my cat rescued me from being too serious. I became a cat and escaped the blue plague. Now I am a tortoiseshell tabby. Great blessings are
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2House with two pit bull boxers. Tank was happy to fold stories and started a website, www.foldingdogs.com. the other dog signed up unknowingly and so they both contributed. Their
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4Without asking, she drank the chartreuse coloured concoction and excused herself, never seen or heard from again. He became a tortoiseshell tabby cat named Tiffany. She was
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1Ribon stood by the exit, watching the citizens of Gotham city freak out en masse. Batman went to get Valium for everyone so they could sleep. It was difficult. C
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1Three years later Poland and Austria were governed by SJWs, who establish safe zones.Mark Zuckerberg made Facebook the official site for international communities to be analysed
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3Was, three years later, still taking those purple pills that wrecked ones memory. The side effects lasted about five years. So it would be at least 2022 before she expected to be
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1MJ had no face anymore. His body was that of his chimp, Bubbles. I told Bubbles aka MJ, his old buddy was here. He put out his humanoid hand and Prince stopped to check it out.,