Finished Folds (701—720)
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7The cat and I took our own magical mystery tour that afternoon. The hobbits guided us. Frodo and Sam were joining us! The trees sang to us in Treeish. It sounded so lovely, I was
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7There were three wines to pick from . One was rose, the other two white. The wine robot couldn't drink but he knew every type of wine made globally. The holidays were over.
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3Zombie exterminators who are street sweepers anywhere in the world. Russia was one rare exception,and the result was that their zombie population was close to zero. Their enemies
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2Not being able to read Russian, this line wrote itself in English. The invisible Hand was doing its job so flawlessly that it got a prize. Then it wrote a novel of 666 pages.
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2Said as Pizza Face found some mushrooms, spinach and green peppers to put on his head. He skipped onions and garlic, purposely. Then his breath was good enough for the bride.
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2E kitty." But the cat's family wouldn't allow me to do this and used a kitty phone to call the karma police and have me arrested for animal cruelty. I spent ten years in jail!
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2And said, "How dare thee, dinosaur, invade my nest inside the bushes grown above the hole where I was born and died a bonnie prince?" The ghost replied, "My GPS has indicated that
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2And lands in the same bag as the rotted potatoes! The perfect place and you take the trash out. So ends the 85th birthday party on January 2, 2017.
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4"The Russians are not stupid, we are", the sheepish diplomat told his drinking buddies. He was celebrating New Year's in Moscow. It was one exciting new experience.
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3I listened to some very old music by Bob Dylan and looked for my old leather boots. They still fit! My mum remembered them well. He had just won the Nobel literature prize.
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2Three years and four folds later, MoralEnd confronted Ling Ling about his behaviour. He needed to see Det. Manatee asap. Det. Manatee and his sea-monkeys were geniuses. Their work
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3From Kolody and my hometown is the birthplace of Avon. I have sold Tupperware and many perfumes since 2047. Now I am able to live in the park as a sunflower." Suddenly, her petals
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1Talonted was no ordinary Eagle. And this was no ordinary new years eve. There was pepperoni pizza. Talonted grabbed slices in his talons and devoured them like they were mice.
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7They were that rare Austrian style, resembling lederhosen. Mrs. Garters and Mrs. Girdle both loved plum pudding, so I made some just for them. Professor Plum and his lovely wife
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3Fold this line with the usual tongue-in cheek humour, the Comte de Langeois will hire me as his jester. He needs to replace Mr. Frog, who recently relocated. His family was thirsty
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4To nowhere, following the road signs. This road was paved with good intentions, especially some three years later. Mr. Universe was waiting for the devilled eggs to be ready before
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0Ment my menageries with. The green mint sauce was excellent. Iron Chef Matthew used it in his new year's eve meal. His assistant demanded the recipe for future use in ghent. Uncle
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3Repulse what would have been her murder. It made headlines, much to her embarrassment. The Channel 5 news reporter interviewed her. Time to fold the fifth line, two years later.
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2Replied and slapped me upside the head. I couldn't explain to anyone how that shiner appeared on my face. It was embarrassing, like letting out a fart on the school bus. George
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2His ability to fold stories without making tongue-in-cheek references to the other Rabbis' tendency to not live a kosher lifestyle. The folding stories replaced video games!