Finished Folds (1161—1180)
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2Cigarette ashes on it. It burned to smithereens on November 6, 2016. This was nearly four years after the ash bucket filled up for the first time! The ash master celebrated this
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2Cakes until Dr. Zhivago told him it was all chemical-laden crap. Then Putin ate oatmeal. The plain kind was his favourite and in fall 2016, he bought it in bulk. Obama indigestion,
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4That means no lion-monks in his family. Firemane mauled the ringmaster and he never dared utter that again. Lion-monks were largely Vietnamese born, as was Firemane. They ate pho.
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1The Russian goats were smart to hide. Their doppelgangers were out there for Dr. Zhivago to shoot instead. The brainwashed masses were glued to CNN and CNBC on Election night.
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0Feet long that resembled a tape measure. The mass media blamed Russia for the election disaster. Maria Zakarova was acknowledging the threat from the US. A repeat of 2000, I think.
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0The Juice Ladies were not available, so they looked for Juice Men. They were also unavailable. The producer was having a panic attack. What to do except stop shooting?
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3His bobbleheaded motion was from being on medication. She knew that. He had tried every drug out there, he boasted at one point.
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4double Hell." Dante proudly looked on and Deirdre was pardoned three years later. She found some peace of mind by making her own musical instruments and using them in her music.
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3Professor Penne studied this phenomenon and won the Lebon Prize in Science for his research. A film crew interviewed him and posted the whole interview some three years later.
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0Sense of being politically correct. Three years later, she won the same trophy and proudly displayed it on her desk. It was by then quite politically correct to be gender confused!
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3Three years later, we sat at the L&L Snack Shop eating English muffins and sipping coffee. We laughed about it all. How could we not? The taco bell was closed and skype was gone.
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4E ready to eat caviar." Beaver Cleaver and his brother liked sprats, seeing as their family was Russian. Beaver could not eat much of sprats but his brother loved them. He spoke of
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3It was still usable without legal marijuana. Halsey grabbed it and filled it with fresh dope for her music video. Then she returned it. "Thanks so much!", she said before leaving.
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2Were at the Wildburger hole in the wall and enjoyed the scenery. It was the end of daylight savings time. Ray and I knew it saved nothing. It was from the golden age of agriculture
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3While electric sheep strolled by, oblivious to their surroundings, and walked into the bar. There they drank Raging Bitch beer, smoked joints and laughed. Then they went home.
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1The electric sheep. They had just been to the parade for the World Series, all five million of them. Electric sheep were oblivious to the capacity for the park where their heroes
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3The chainsaws were revving in the background. Grilled cheese sandwiches were served. They were made inside out, as were the entire stage setups. Chef Robespierre was credited with
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2Green coloured halo surrounding her head. Siberia never looked this green, the Clinton News Network proclaimed. Little did they know it wasn't global warming. Judge Dread denounced
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0Rihanna sang her latest i-tunes release, titled "Baby Bear". It was really dreadful, though. The Autotune software was not working properly. It was still a hit on MTV.
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1Mama Bear told Baby Bear the marketing geniuses at P & G were behind that. "You can thank Edward Bernays for this marketing gimmick. Humans are bad about butt cleaning. We arent."